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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Evilbob on May 07, 2006, 12:37:06 AM

Title: New competition!
Post by: Evilbob on May 07, 2006, 12:37:06 AM
I have an idea for a cometition!
rando post of the week! the most random post made that week wins!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: MagmarFire on May 07, 2006, 09:06:43 AM
Hey, good idea! ;D

Does anyone think that my head is in the shape of a toe?
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: kamakaziplumber on May 07, 2006, 09:18:56 AM
With on weekend time comes flabbergast tree.  ;)
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: MagmarFire on May 07, 2006, 09:21:23 AM
Has anyone twisted his or her liver lately or stabbed a peach with a pencil?
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Evilbob on May 07, 2006, 09:31:30 AM
I call rifle!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: kamakaziplumber on May 07, 2006, 09:38:20 AM
The an burrito is was for happy key!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: DarkZelda on May 10, 2006, 07:14:13 AM
with buffalo grass and lemon purse shall overcome the rootbeer of India and break a house's porch with potaotes and carrots blue jam is vast and good day to you.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 10, 2006, 07:29:04 AM
I once saw a man covered in jelly jump out a window yelling peanut butter and got punished by eating cupcakes!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on May 12, 2006, 07:12:29 AM
one bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced eachother,
Drew thier swords and shot eachother,
The def polieceman heard the noise,
He came and shot the two dead boys,
If you dont believe me about this le,
Ask the blind man, he saw it all happen!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 12, 2006, 01:27:57 PM
Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 13, 2006, 06:13:05 AM
On September 1, 1939, Hitler's Nazi Germany attacked Poland. Two days later, Britian and France did the same. WWII in Europe began.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 13, 2006, 08:24:39 AM
The end is near.  A glorious reign of fire shall begin.  No amount of water can extinguish the flame.  Hey, what's that big blue thing?  The one as large as the Sun?  Is that water?  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Run for your lives, you pryomaniac fools!  *dives head first into a volcano*
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Aero on May 13, 2006, 08:32:06 AM
Tingle loves all of you!
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 13, 2006, 08:35:30 AM
Blood is spilling down my hand and I just now noticed that......oh, shiz, didn't realize I was posting this. I was trying to write a story in Word but I geuss I accidentally opened this.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 13, 2006, 08:38:54 AM
Navi is dating Tatl.  No surprise that Navi's a homosexual, but I'm highly disappointed in Tatl.  I thought for sure she would be dating her brother, Tael.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: MagmarFire on May 13, 2006, 03:29:14 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 12, 2006, 01:27:57 PM
Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?

Uhh...zero?

I'm going to set fire to a block of ice surrounded by a fat dude in a green leotard with red underpants.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 13, 2006, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 13, 2006, 03:29:14 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 12, 2006, 01:27:57 PM
Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?

Uhh...zero?
Quite correct.  Unfortunately, that doesn't make you good at calculus, just algebra.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 13, 2006, 08:40:16 PM
[size=30]WEEEEEE!!!!!![/size]
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 15, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
I was sick. :(
Now I'm not. ;D
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Evilbob on May 15, 2006, 10:59:42 PM
Quote from: daemonsage420 on May 13, 2006, 08:35:30 AM
Blood is spilling down my hand and I just now noticed that......oh, shiz, didn't realize I was posting this. I was trying to write a story in Word but I geuss I accidentally opened this.

you win! cos I can't be bothered to choose anyone else.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 16, 2006, 02:26:29 PM
But is the competion still on?  Because if it is, shingle ingle izzy wombat geeb jeeb.
Title: Re:New competition!
Post by: Evilbob on May 17, 2006, 08:49:16 AM
It's not. I'll lock this topic.