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Title: Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 15, 2006, 10:28:22 AM
look guys, the other Topic: Silly E3 2006 predictions will be locked, i decided to make another for all the next E3, sorry SwordKing, for stilling the idea ;)
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Jack on May 15, 2006, 02:45:26 PM
I fixed the title.  :P
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 15, 2006, 02:52:03 PM
All right!  First prediction!

Ahem.  Shigero Miyamoto and Koji Kondo will come crashing through the roof in meteors to announce the next Zelda game, titled The Legend of Zelda:  Kokiri Sage of Fire.  This game will not have Link as the playable character, but rather Saria.  And she has a sword made out of fire ( ;D) and a Deku Shield that can't be burned (well, duh, she's going to be the Kokiri Sage of Fire).  The player can also tag team as Nabooru, who carries both a spear and a battle ax like that of the Iron Knuckles.  The antagonist?  Ruto!  *insert evil grin here*
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Jack on May 15, 2006, 02:56:42 PM
Sony will announce that they're dropping PS3's price 400% to stem rising losses as it turns out that (as per the Microsoft VP's prediction) gamers are buying XBOX 360s, Wii's, and new cars for the cost of a Playstation 3.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Evilbob on May 15, 2006, 10:56:11 PM
japan finally reveals what we all know: the Xbox 360 didn't sell 'cos the japanese had moonboxes made out of moon rock and other consoles are just for "retro"
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 16, 2006, 09:47:08 AM
allright, Nintendo anouns the Console of the future,Classica! with the new console you can play every console game sin the universe, PS ones, XBox ones, and Nintendo ones!
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 16, 2006, 01:15:02 PM
Nintendo announce that Tingle is an actual person in their employ and is the real creator of The Legend of Zelda series.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Evilbob on May 16, 2006, 01:23:20 PM
the real tingle is then executed.
sales of all zelda games go up by 3x1099
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: miko on May 16, 2006, 01:26:42 PM
Super Smash Bros. Brawl look cool

here (http://kirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com/multimedia/pictures/ssbb/screen3.jpg)
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 16, 2006, 01:53:25 PM
Granted, that is cool.  Now for a prediction.

The fourth Super Smash Bros. will feature Cloud Strife (FF7), Sephiroth (FF7), Rudy Roughnight (Wild Arms), and Sora (Kingdom Hearts).  Also included is a music gallery featuring classic Nintendo themes with popular songs from the games the aforementioned are in (i.e. One Winged Angel [FF7], Hikari [KH], Into the Wilderness [WA]).  If you don't know those songs, you are missing out and I feel sorry for you.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 17, 2006, 12:05:16 AM
Sony announce the new PS3 released! but for our luck is a total copy of SNES with slow internet
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 17, 2006, 05:20:33 AM
Sony announces they'll consider lowering the price of the PS3 if people buy other Sony products.  Key word being consider.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Gamefreak on May 17, 2006, 04:37:02 PM
I try again to publish my now on DVD and soon to be best selling Novel, To Kill a Tingle, and the Joy of Cooking Tingle.  I sent some scripts to Hollywood, and some producers are very keen on the idea.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 17, 2006, 11:07:30 PM
Shigeru Myiamoto announce his new book- What the Nintendo characters eat?
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Evilbob on May 18, 2006, 12:52:51 AM
look at the detail on mario's dungarees!
sorry, I had to point that out.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 18, 2006, 02:39:29 PM
It is announced that the next Mario game will have tons of cameos of The Legend of Zelda instead of the other way around.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 21, 2006, 12:09:06 PM
the new game of Nintendo will be: Shoot Tingle in the head :P
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 21, 2006, 02:05:00 PM
I perform a tap dancing routine to the Overworld Theme of the first Legend of Zelda.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Gamefreak on May 23, 2006, 01:27:53 PM
Dance Dance Revolution Zelda Edition.

'nuff said.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 03:18:33 PM
That's a reason I'll play DDR for. ;D

Nintendo names me the director for the next Zelda game.  What will I add?  A mini-game where you can take any character from any game and kill them as many times you want. ;D
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Evilslayer on May 24, 2006, 12:58:51 AM
Kill them? Torturing them slowly and painfully is much better.>]
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 24, 2006, 04:50:59 AM
Whichever makes you happy. ;D

Nintendo gives out rewards for best Zelda fan sites.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Gamefreak on May 24, 2006, 12:57:26 PM
The Tingle Pinata.(can't put the little accent mark.)

It doesn't break.  All you do is hit it until you're bored. (which will be never.)
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: MagmarFire on May 24, 2006, 03:40:16 PM
Nintendo has announced that they have awarded Jack O'Reily with the "Best Zelda Site on the Internet Award" for killing Tingle after he captured the deadly photos of Ezlo. The world rejoices...until Tingle reincarnates and summons a ReDead army.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 24, 2006, 04:06:21 PM
Jack then leads the counterattack and is declared a world wide hero.  Except in Japan; he's hated there, but then Jack takes over Japan and shows the Japanese the true evil that is Tingle.  He is then declared a saint.
Title: Re:Silly E3 2007 predictions
Post by: iastreb on May 25, 2006, 09:28:53 AM
like all of the people who sad that ;D