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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 03:39:03 AM

Title: Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 03:39:03 AM
I didn't think I could log on here anymore. But apparently I was wrong. Well, anyway it feels great to be here once more, in the company of my fellow Zelda fanatics....I mean fans. ;D
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 23, 2006, 03:52:49 AM
Hello, I'm a new member. How you doing?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 07:07:48 AM
A lot better now that I'm back here. :)
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 23, 2006, 09:29:05 AM
Heres something to welcome you back:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i167/evilbobol/Akcat.gif)
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 09:56:24 AM
Ughhhh.....the litlle ba$tard got me.....I can feel the life flowing out of me........I'm cold......so very coooughhhhhh......
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 11:34:50 AM
You know how to welcome a guy back, Evilbob.  I think I'll go awhile for a while. ;D

Welcome back, daemonsage420.  I'm sorry I don't have anything like that cat Evilbob gave you to welcome you back.  Um, daemonsage420?  *pokes him*  I think you killed you him!
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 23, 2006, 11:52:12 AM
I know!

www.uncyclopedia.org (http://www.uncyclopedia.org)

Its hilarious!
look at any thing, and its funny!
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 12:03:15 PM
You..........will......pay...........Bastarrrrrghhhh..... :-X....oh god.....that's my blood...
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 23, 2006, 12:11:03 PM
Mmmm....
Blood...
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 12:19:47 PM
It looks like we have a sadist on our hands.  Until now, I just thought Evilbob was the epitome of evil. ;D
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 23, 2006, 12:29:43 PM
no, Blood is actually a highly alcoholic Vodka- type drink created in the ethereal realm.
Unfortunaley Blood cannot eist in your world and causes effects like:

(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/8/8b/Cats.jpg)
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 12:41:11 PM
That's pretty hardcore.
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 23, 2006, 12:51:38 PM
Yeah, I know
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 03:33:40 PM
What would I do for entertainment without you all?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Howl on May 23, 2006, 03:45:23 PM
whats with you and cats EvilGob,whoops I mean EvilBob
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 03:47:41 PM
They're fuzzy and soft like koalas.  Does that help?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Howl on May 23, 2006, 03:56:24 PM
no
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 07:18:48 AM
Okay, maybe he(evilbob) just wishes to turn the critter from his malicious and malevolent ways, so that one day they can hold hands and skip down a road singing songs that would melt the heart of anyone within listening distance.......or maybe he just thinks the kitten with an automatic weapon will somehow allow him to finally gain a foothold in the power struggle for dominance of the ethereal realm. Or maybe not.
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 24, 2006, 08:29:55 AM
Have you ever seen a cat catch, kill and eat a rabbit, all with bone cracking sounds as the rabbit's skull is crushed? ;D
(OK, I may have gone into too much detail. Or too little)
Thats why I like cats. they are most definetley evil!
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 10:47:08 AM
Ah, but you forget. Rabbits are even more evil than cats. A cat will perform the maneauvers you mentioned but a rabbit will pretend to get it's skull crushed and will rise up, when the cat is rejoicing at it's easy kill, expand it the plates of its skull like a newborn and pull some kung fu on the cat, breaking it's arms and legs in the process, and finally tying the cat up and pushing bamboo shoots under the cat's fclaws just to see the cat scream in pain.........but that's just what I think.
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 11:04:23 AM
But The rabbit is screwd if the cat starts chown down ;D
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 24, 2006, 11:25:23 AM
But cats are superior!
(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/2/2d/Cats5.JPG)
see?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 11:26:39 AM
Tru
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 11:28:37 AM
I still think rabbits are more evil.
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 11:49:12 AM
(http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/z9/cats/catbiblereac.html)
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 11:54:38 AM
Riiiiiight.......
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 11:58:28 AM
it was a kat eating a rabbit
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 24, 2006, 12:02:39 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:05:15 PM
NOT IF I SELFDESTRUCT.......naah
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 12:08:14 PM
I don't have base, so what're you gonna do now? Tell your cats to build me one so you can take it?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:09:57 PM
CATS ATTACK on evilbobs command
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 12:10:53 PM
Since when were you on his side? Cheapah...ahhh.ahhchooooo
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:12:13 PM
I am on nobodys side im just here for the show
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 12:14:45 PM
Spectator.....hmph...it's like I said, pathetic. Just messin. ;D
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:18:06 PM
Right :D
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 12:20:21 PM
Yep.
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:21:19 PM
sure
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 12:23:22 PM
umm-hmm
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: The Postman on May 24, 2006, 12:26:12 PM
YEEEEEEEAAAHHH BOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!!
FLAVOR FLAV
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Hmmmm........that was kind of outta hand there, don't ya think?
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: Evilbob on May 24, 2006, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Hmmmm........that was kind of outta hand there, don't ya think?

does it matter?
because I'm going to invade france!
I'll be back on tuesday!
Title: Re:Back from the abyss.....
Post by: daemonsage420 on May 24, 2006, 01:48:27 PM
Good riddance. I mean good luck.