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Title: Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 12:00:25 PM
I, Hi no Seijin, the Sage of Fire, was burnt.  *hangs head in shame*  Curse you, you delicious glob of instant mashed potatoes! >:(
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: kamakaziplumber on May 28, 2006, 12:05:15 PM
Ha ha!

It looks like mashed potatoes have surpassed you in taming the power of heat, eh, Hi no Seijin? Maybe you should be demoted to the Sage of Luke Warm.  ;)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 12:13:21 PM
That would be if fire had burnt me.  And I already revenged myself; those were some good mashed potatoes.  That wouldn't have happened if I wasn't in a hurry and was making mashed potatoes from scratch.  Are you trying to be the next Sage of Fire or something.  *eyes kamakaziplumber suspiciously*
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: kamakaziplumber on May 28, 2006, 12:20:58 PM
Maybe... Or maybe I'm the Sage of Mashed Potatoes! And  now I must avenge the horrible death of one of my spud comrades!

Cook with one eye open...
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 12:23:11 PM
I eat your spuds! :P
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: kamakaziplumber on May 28, 2006, 12:24:21 PM
I eat your fire, then.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 12:26:59 PM
My plan to give you heartburn has worked.  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Okay, next irony!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: dragon lord on May 28, 2006, 12:56:18 PM
there is a word<(i forget what.) that means spelet how it sounds. you can guess what im going to say next
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 02:17:02 PM
Onomatopoeia is what you are looking for.

Moo!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: dragon lord on May 28, 2006, 02:29:56 PM
i guess
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 28, 2006, 04:57:30 PM
Greenland: it's not green, and there's (virtually) no dry land. What's up with that!? ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: dragon lord on May 28, 2006, 05:05:50 PM
and iceland is more landish, rather than iceish.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 28, 2006, 05:31:45 PM
Yeah. I think that's pretty ironic.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Jack on May 28, 2006, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 28, 2006, 04:57:30 PM
Greenland: it's not green, and there's (virtually) no dry land. What's up with that!? ;D

The Vikings (actually Leif Erikson) called Greenland that name to trick settlers to coming to his settlement there.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 28, 2006, 09:47:00 PM
That reminds me, Iceland is greener than Greenland and Greenland is Ice-c-er than Iceland. Weird.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 29, 2006, 12:06:42 AM
Wolves are an endangerd animal (blame little red riding hood) Save the Wolves
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: dragon lord on May 29, 2006, 06:33:09 AM
im with howl.(i like wolfs almost as much as i like birds/dragons.)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 06:53:57 AM
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2006, 09:41:35 PM

The Vikings (actually Leif Erikson) called Greenland that name to trick settlers to coming to his settlement there.

So, it was Leif Erikson? I didn't know that... :)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 29, 2006, 06:54:29 AM
Have little red riding hood executed!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: dragon lord on May 29, 2006, 07:26:00 AM
GO, EVILBOB, GO!!! ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 29, 2006, 10:34:00 AM
*finds little red riding hood smoking weed in woods"
OPEN FIRE!
*little red riding hood is dead*
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 29, 2006, 10:58:12 AM
It's ironic that his name was Lief, as in green leaf. :D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 29, 2006, 11:25:32 AM
this is ironic. somehow:
picture (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/4/48/Ninjayodapope.jpg)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 02:03:41 PM
How do I know if it isn't that demon cat picture? :-\
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 29, 2006, 02:28:02 PM
It's not.  And it's hilarious. ;D

Because I don't know where else to put them:
1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Tjalian/OoT/THELEGENDOFZELDA-155.jpg)
2 (http://sintendo.digibase.ca/crap/pics/THE%20LEGEND%20OF%20ZELDA-1.jpg)
The first one is one I want to see and I don't think the second one is real.

I think it's ironic how the dictionary has to define itself. ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 29, 2006, 03:45:35 PM
It's ironic that Little Red Riding Hood is dead
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
I find it ironic that Medli banned someone on her forums for spamming...
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 29, 2006, 06:25:43 PM
Wow.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 29, 2006, 06:37:24 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 29, 2006, 06:25:43 PM
Wow.
I know
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:10:56 AM
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
I find it ironic that Medli banned someone on her forums for spamming...

ah yes, that grant task! acomplished by me! I'm so proud!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 12:21:29 AM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:10:56 AM
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
I find it ironic that Medli banned someone on her forums for spamming...

ah yes, that grant task! acomplished by me! I'm so proud!
awesome dude
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:50:06 AM
yes, Teh awsome. ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 01:47:47 PM
(http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/997/Laser+Kitties)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 02:22:54 PM
I only see a red X of doom!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 30, 2006, 04:00:13 PM
So, Evilbob, you are the brave soul who beat Medli at her own game...

...High five! ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 02:22:54 PM
I only see a red X of doom!
It was cat shooting lasers
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 02:01:30 AM
sounds hilarious.

image (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/6/6b/Ghost_cat_filtered.jpg)

Run! the cat is seconds away from deploying eye beams!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 31, 2006, 10:56:49 AM
Hahahaha! Awesome, Evilbob! Where did you get that photo?
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 11:36:17 AM
same place as all the others, uncyclopedia.org ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 31, 2006, 12:49:42 PM
You have too much time on your hands, as it would seem.  Then again, I'm the one raising an army of sniper squirrels. ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: saria returns on May 31, 2006, 12:52:04 PM
Why  do i love you guys and yet i hate you? ???
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 31, 2006, 12:58:41 PM
Life is one ironic paradox after another.  What else can I say?  (That question is rehortical, by the way.)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: saria returns on May 31, 2006, 12:52:04 PM
Why  do i love you guys and yet i hate you? ???

the real question is: "why did evilbob dig a hole in the ground?"
answer: "WHO CARES?"
answer: "you answered with a question! that is unfair!"
Answer:"WTK?? There was no question!"
answer:"WTF is WTK?"
answer:"what the kuck"
answer: "ARGGHHH!!! MY HEAD!!"
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Jack on May 31, 2006, 01:22:29 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:10:56 AM
ah yes, that grant task! acomplished by me! I'm so proud!

EvilBob, you are a hero of the [TDC] Revolution. You can quote me on that.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 01:24:55 PM
YAY! I'm a hero! ;D
can I have a pointless, shiny title instead of the usual "expert thief" or whatever?
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Jack on May 31, 2006, 01:28:57 PM
Yes, done and done.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 01:38:51 PM
YEAH!  ;D

image (http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/cat.jpg)

Page stretching, dude...
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on May 31, 2006, 02:55:27 PM
Jack, you and Evilbob are mad geniuses! ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 31, 2006, 05:28:33 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 02:01:30 AM
sounds hilarious.

image (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/6/6b/Ghost_cat_filtered.jpg)

Run! the cat is seconds away from deploying eye beams!
Sometimes I photograph my cats with the camera flash simply because of the cool effect it has on their eyes.  Usually I can get an excellent blue, blue-green, green, or red glow, but I have never gotten purple or orange.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Aero on May 31, 2006, 06:10:34 PM
You know there's a song that goes, "isn't ironic?" I don't know who sings it though.... "He's afraid to fly, then goes on a plane and it crashes", it's a summary one of the lyrics.....another one "Your late but your stuck in traffic, Ironic don't you think? A little too ironic..."  
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on May 31, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 01:38:51 PM
YEAH!  ;D

image (http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/cat.jpg)

Page stretching, dude...
We will never forget that day
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 11:08:05 PM
Cats are funny when they are all evil and what not!

http://www.newbreedsoftware.com/bill/photos/kittens-1999/oliver/oliver-meow-orig-orig.jpg

Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 04:03:13 PM
They've been evil from the beginning, man. Give me a counterexample, and you're a genius, too!
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 04:12:03 PM
what about me I'm a mad genisis bwwwwwwaaaahahahahahahahah *police shoot her with a taser* *falls asleep* MAD GENISIS *snores*
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 04:30:11 PM
Isnt it Ironic that....

CHINA: Manufactures most of Americas Products
JAPAN: Bombed us in Pearl Harbor
AMERICA: Likes Japan More than China because Thier Games and Cartoons rock.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 04:32:44 PM
We also like Japan more because China is a communist country. Their leaders are crazy monkeys. They can beat us. They trade with dirty tricks. Should I go on?
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:33:53 PM
It is ironic.

Hurray, you listened to me!  You made my day! ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 02:51:46 PM
Well, Japan should be rollin' in the dough right now, what with the video games and all (not the government, mind you, the companies).
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:07:04 PM
Is it ironic that I forgot my irony? ;D
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 06:09:23 PM
Only if it were hard to forget. ;)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 12:49:06 PM
I was nearly run over in front of a police officer and he didn't do anything. >:(
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on June 04, 2006, 12:51:00 PM
That's the American government for you. ;)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:10:15 PM
It's because people don't vote.  That, and politicians only care about power, not the people.

Speaking of voting, I find it ironic that the people who complain most about the government are the ones who don't vote.
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 03:12:36 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........naah
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: MagmarFire on June 06, 2006, 07:53:52 PM
I found it ironic that my sister got a sunburn after putting on sunscreen. ::)
Title: Re:Ironies
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2006, 12:30:54 PM
He he.  That's funny. ;D