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Title: I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 12:55:06 PM
I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE ALL HUMANS ARE DIRTY AND INFERIOR TO US KOKIRIS! ;)
LONG  LIVE KOKIRI PRIDE!
WHILE HUMANS ARE OLD AND  BUTT-UGLY AT 100 YEARS OLD WE KOKIRIS ARE STILL YOUNG AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:57:36 PM
DON'T POST IN ALL CAPS!
also, I hate 90% of everything.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 12:57:36 PM
DON'T POST IN ALL CAPS!
also, I hate 90% of everything.
I hate 95% of everything
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 01:00:56 PM
Ur just mad cuz kokiris pwn ur wrinkled human  butt! >:(
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 01:03:00 PM
Actually, If you look, You'll realise I'm undead
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 01:05:02 PM
and I'm a wolf
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 01:07:55 PM
there are very few humans here.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 01:09:55 PM
Cuz humans suck deku nuts ;D :D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 01:10:37 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 01:07:55 PM
there are very few humans here.
what he said
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on May 30, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
Quote from: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 01:09:55 PM
Cuz humans suck deku nuts ;D :D

*shudder*
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 01:15:29 PM
*shivers*
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: The Postman on May 30, 2006, 01:38:43 PM
I hate u all ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 01:50:13 PM
i hate u all ...
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 01:53:02 PM
not another Ganon
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: dragon lord on May 30, 2006, 02:51:39 PM
WOOOOHOOOOOO!!! DESTROY ALL PEWMANS!! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! IM HAPPY!!! i despise humans. there nothing but dirty, evil, cruel, evil, conceted, evil,(keeps going on until runs out of insults)
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 30, 2006, 02:56:01 PM
Quote from: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 12:55:06 PM
I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE ALL HUMANS ARE DIRTY AND INFERIOR TO US KOKIRIS! ;)
LONG  LIVE KOKIRI PRIDE!
WHILE HUMANS ARE OLD AND  BUTT-UGLY AT 100 YEARS OLD WE KOKIRIS ARE STILL YOUNG AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!


I hate 95% of you because I hate Kokiries but I am also 5% Kokiri myself (ashamed to say).
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: MagmarFire on May 30, 2006, 03:55:05 PM
Do you hate me, too, considering that I am NOT a Kokiri?
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 06:08:20 PM
No
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 31, 2006, 01:06:33 PM
I'm 25% Kokiri, 25% Sheikah, and 50% Hylian.  And most of the humans I know aren't that bad.  The other humans are scumbags.  My sniper squirrels will be happy for the targets. ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria returns on May 31, 2006, 01:08:17 PM
Lucky you.
most of the human i know are a big bunch of cupcakes. they are brude selfish racist greedy and evil beingz
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on May 31, 2006, 01:09:55 PM
When I was alive I was a human and I hate humans so I shot the nearest human... me.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 31, 2006, 01:10:24 PM
The attributes that my sniper squirrels despise.  They shall awaken the wrath of the sniper squirrels. It is not a pretty sight when the SS get done.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: MagmarFire on May 31, 2006, 02:59:55 PM
When will they be completed?
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 09:01:17 PM
I'm always recruiting more squirrels for "the cause," if that's what you mean.  And I keep on looking for weapon upgrades for them.  I'm getting them ready for undersea combat now. ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 10:14:13 PM
I'm a Goron. I lived in the Goron City in Labrynna (the one with the games), but I immigrated there from Hyrule after Agnahim took power. He hated Gorons and wanted to get rid of them. So he cursed our precious tower and made it poison our air. Many Gorons turned into monsters, but I escaped at the last minute. After terrorists destroyed my home in Labrynna, I moved to the Goron City in Holodrum, but because of the freezing summer temperatures (about -7 degrees F!), it is hard to feel comfortable here. I'm planning on moving to the Great Sea and buy my own island.  
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 06:02:53 AM
It's the Private Oasis, right? You might want a ReDead exterminator. ;)
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 07:03:32 AM
All of my sniper squirrels are now proficient in arrow magic.  For you, I can give a friend discount.  The price would now be $1,000. ;)

Just kidding.  It will be free.  Just give the SS a call and tell them Hi no Seijin is your friend.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 07:14:46 AM
Actually, it's Bomb Island, goro. Private Oasis is still owned by the Hero family, goro.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Aero on June 03, 2006, 07:58:26 AM
Quote from: saria returns on May 30, 2006, 01:09:55 PM
Cuz humans suck deku nuts ;D :D
Hey, don't bad mouth deku nuts! We deku scrubs use it as threat if no one buys our stuff!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 08:40:10 AM
That's why I don't like Dekus.  You guys need to find a better way to attract customers.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 07:03:32 AM
It will be free.  Just give the SS a call and tell them Hi no Seijin is your friend.

Okay. *dials* Hey, Sniper Squirrels! Hi no Seijin is my friend. Join my banana-eating scarab army! ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:40:29 PM
They won't join, but they'll be allies. ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 03, 2006, 06:49:10 PM
THATS IT!!! IVE HAD IT!! SNIPER SQUIRELS?!? BANANA EATING SCARABS?!? GORON MINIONS!! I DECLARE WAR! COME MY PENGUINS! WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL NOT TO MESS WITH P.A.D.S.!!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 06:54:05 PM
Okay, did he take his medicine this morning?
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 07:11:15 PM
Can't we be allies, ZV?  After all, I believe we share common enemies.  Like Tingle, for instance.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 07:14:43 PM
We all hate Tingle, and we'll only join forces if we are fighting Tingle. Still, that is soon, this is now. Attack my Zombies, Moblins, Gorons, Zelda bosses/mini-bosses, and Sheikah ninjas!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 07:43:08 PM
If we're allies, then I don't need to.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Aero on June 03, 2006, 09:39:31 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 08:40:10 AM
That's why I don't like Dekus.  You guys need to find a better way to attract customers.

What, we should sing and dance instead? If we don't sell anything,we can't feed our familes! Then there will be a war, and an army of angry deku scrubs! It'll be like the end of the world!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 04:58:32 AM
A singing and dancing plant would catch my attention.  Just you popping out of the ground would get my attention.  Honestly, Deku Nuts?  That hurts.  No, really, it hurts.  I was talking literally.
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: saria.. on June 04, 2006, 06:12:05 PM
dont forget my kokirir warriors. :D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: Evilbob on June 05, 2006, 08:56:09 AM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on June 03, 2006, 06:49:10 PM
THATS IT!!! IVE HAD IT!! SNIPER SQUIRELS?!? BANANA EATING SCARABS?!? GORON MINIONS!! I DECLARE WAR! COME MY PENGUINS! WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL NOT TO MESS WITH P.A.D.S.!!

AK cat will support ZV!
AK cat stats (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i167/evilbobol/akwarcopy.jpg)
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 09:51:10 AM
MY POWER I INFINATE YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... AND HA ;D
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: MagmarFire on June 05, 2006, 09:53:41 AM
I shall assist ZV, as well, as long as he doesn't interfere with Hi no Seijin's sniper squirrels!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 09:55:46 AM
TIME TO UNLEASH MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 10:52:22 AM
like you have more power than i   plllllllleeeeasse
(z snap*)
Title: Re:I HATE EVERTHING
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 10:57:51 AM
(Unleashes power on alex) BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!