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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: saria returns on May 31, 2006, 01:04:06 PM

Title: I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: saria returns on May 31, 2006, 01:04:06 PM
He was traumatized a child.
his mom dropped him on the head when he was born (making him stupid). later when he was 5 years old he was r@ped by a giant fairy (possibly a kokiri). that is why tingle has an obsession with fairys. :P
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Jack on May 31, 2006, 01:12:46 PM
Whoa.

Um... chatboard...

Yes... that'll do...
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 31, 2006, 01:14:19 PM
And here I was, thinking the man had a Deku Nut for a brain.
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Post by: MagmarFire on May 31, 2006, 02:57:30 PM
Please don't make us actually feel BAD for him...! :o
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 31, 2006, 05:22:28 PM
Eh, their all theories.
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Post by: Aero on May 31, 2006, 06:12:20 PM
Tingle isn't evil just annoying, like Tricky from Star Fox Adventures....I hate that dinosur....DEATH TO TRICKY!!!! MHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  ;D
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 31, 2006, 06:21:31 PM
Tingle is the Antichrist.
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Howl on May 31, 2006, 08:16:20 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 31, 2006, 06:21:31 PM
Tingle is the Antichrist.
So someone is on my side
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 11:23:49 PM
I know the story.... it is a bold one... a sad one..
There was once two planets... One called hycan... and one called denrule.... On hycan, there was a man... he was the most annoying being ever... He was shunned from every village he tried to settle in because he was so anoying...

There was a woman on Denrule... She was so evil, she was said to be the anti christ... every town she moved into, everyone quickly left...  About this time, a giant planet crossed between these two worlds... Both planets were sucked into the planets enormouse orbit... the two planets eventually colided, but instead of smashing eachother, the cobined.... They also decided to combinr the two names, Hycan, and Denrule, to create, Hyrule....
A couple years passed, when a very annoying man, met a very evil woman... He taught the woman, that the most powerful evil is annoyance.. and she taught him, that the most annoying thing to do is be evil all the time... They fell in love... and had a child... they named him..       ~Tingle~     The townsfolk had no Idea what was in store for them... The mother and father got in a fight... and they killed eachother.. She was so evil, that she stabbed him... He was so annoying, that he made her kill herself out of aggrivation... Tingle was left alone... He grew up raised by fairies... although they decided when he was 10, to completely erase his memory of them... But he somehow remembered a small bit.. Ever since then, he has been obsessed with Fairies. So much that he dresses likea fool. He inherited his moms evil, and his dads annoyance... This spawned the Anti-Christ... That is tingle........

                  That is the horrible story
                    of which legend speaks...
;D ;D
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 01:46:13 PM
*shudders*  That's going to give me nightmare.  *shudders again*
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 01:58:33 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 11:23:49 PM
I know the story.... it is a bold one... a sad one...
                  ...That is the horrible story
                    of which legend speaks...
;D ;D

Okay, this is the part where I die in laughter...! ;D (breaks a rib)
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:13:01 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 01:58:33 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 11:23:49 PM
I know the story.... it is a bold one... a sad one...
                  ...That is the horrible story
                    of which legend speaks...
;D ;D

Okay, this is the part where I die in laughter...! ;D (breaks a rib)
(dies of laughter) You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:17:08 PM
What do you mean by "Slaughter"? ZV's story was very funny! ;D
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 06:22:35 PM
lol! thanks, it took a while!
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:25:47 PM
Where did you get all of those ideas, anyway? ;D
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 06:27:27 PM
I thought it up while typing. Thats why it took a while to type.
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:32:32 PM
Yeah, tell me about it! ::)

Same thing happens to me while I write; it took me about two to three hours to write Chapter 1 of The Master Sword Chronicles, for Din's sake!
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Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:46:50 PM
I write, but in privite, and I make it up as I go I like '' The Legend of Zelda: Never Let Link Eat at Taco Bell. I'll start on it in the fan section tom. I'll have more time
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 08:06:53 AM
"Never Let Link Eat at Taco Bell..." Hehehe! ;D
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 12:23:06 PM
No, I changed it to 'Never let Link buy a House' for some random reason
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 02:24:18 PM
He he.  I wrote a story where Tingle got punched in the face by Link. ;D
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 05:09:57 PM
It's not the right story. Tingle's dad is the guy in the swamp headquaters in MM, so it is wrong.
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 05:13:25 PM
Huh? ???
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 08:05:53 PM
In Majora's Mask, there is a swamp. In the small hut at the entrance of the swamp, is a fat man. He said he's Tingle's farther. So the story is wrong. Geeze, people need to pay more attention to the games.
Title: Re:I know why tingle is so evil..........
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 08:32:54 PM
Okay, you're not talking about my story.

And you're talking about the Tingle in Termina.  Zelda Veteran was talking about the Tingle in Hyrule.  Big difference there.

Some of us take the Disney route.  We "rearrange" some of the facts to make a better story.  Of course, we still stay close to the facts, whereas Disney botches everything.  ___________ (fill in with favorite profane expression to describe Disney).