same as title. but at the end of the day, someone will win the prize of absolute Tingle hater! and join Who hates Tingle club ::)
First burn his skin
then poke him with a shap object
then force him to watch a fairy being killed
then burn him to dust and make birds poop on his ashes
good, you are in the list!!! ;D
;D thanks if i ever saw that g@y tingle id kick him in the nuts (if he has any)
if no one else dont suggest nothiung, you'll be the winner of the day ;D
I'd use him as a punching bag; I'd cast Firaga on him (you know, the most powerful kind); I'd hit him with a ninety-nine-and-a-half-foot pole repeatedly; I'd eat him, and then kill him, but throw up afterwards; I'd have my future army of banana-eating scarabs to kill him some more (he reincarnates. I'm sure you understand); I'd use his own magic words against him (in other words, "steal them"); I'd use more of my Firebending/Earthbending (Firaga and Graviga) to burn him into a crisp and trample him; I'd have the Great Fairies turn against him; and finally, I would freeze him.
Yeah, I'm too kind of a guy, aren't I? ;)
change of plans, you'll now every Week who is he winner of the week, for now, the only three are good ;D
Read at your own risk.
First thing you need to do is find him.
Then beat the crap out of him and pull him by his hair down to a dark and cold dungeon.
Lock him up in a cell and let he stay there for two months with little food and drink. But enough to keep him alive.
Preferably he should be chained to the wall, by his thumbs.
While he's there, force him to watch as faeries are being TORTURED. Very slowly.
After the two months, pull him up to a torture chamber. By his hair.
Tie him to a stone table.
Fetch a pair of Crocodile shears (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_shears) and torn his you-know-what straight off.
Put salt in the wound.
Put nails in his eyes.
Slowly cut his skin off.
Burn him with hot iron.
Cut his ears off.
Finally, strap him to a Breaking wheel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel) and let the breaking begin...
Wow, Evilslayer. You're evil! :o
sorry, guys, tomorrow im leaving, so ill anounce the winner... is Evilslayer! see you next week! ;D
*weeps uncontrollably* :'( :'( :'(
Step 1) Give him infinite life. Step 2) Put him to sleep for the rest of his life. Step 3) Make Freddy Krueger (a murderer in the American series Nightmare on Elm Street, he gets in your dreams and kills you, and what happens in the dream world is going to happen in real life) haunt Tingle's dreams forever, and because he has infinite life, he'll never die, so his pain will last forever! It's better than Evilslayer's cause Tingle will be infinitely tortured and he's out of all of our lives! SPLEEEEE!!!
1) Tell him to sit in the corner of a round room, or he will get mauled by a bear.
2) Release the bear
3) Let themm play for a while, call off bear
4) Stap him to a table
5) Cut his willy off with a dull butter knife
6) Cut his stomache open with scissors
7) Use your fingers to open it and make it wider
8) Use a spikey rotiserie to real out his intestines
9) Put a shirt on him that says I hate fairies
10) Cut his back open
11) Cut his face in a perimiter
12) Peel the skin off of his face
13)Pour salt in the wounds
14)stuff your mangled tingle
15) Prop him up somewhere in a nieghbors house
Tingle is gone
He won't die, so the torture will be infinite. Mine is better.
Yeah I have heard brutal things.. I have seen mass slaughter before my very eyes.. I have seen gorey movies... I know how to kill a man...
the contest is to the end of the week... POST! :) ;D
Quote from: iastreb on June 01, 2006, 01:21:57 AM
same as title. but at the end of the day, someone will win the prize of absolute Tingle hater! and join Who hates Tingle club ::)
Feed him to Volvagia (I dare not waist my power on such trash) ;D
beat him till he "cries a river". build a bridge and throw him to the forest on the other side. burn the bridge so that the fire ends up in the woods.
OR
strap him to a wall, burn his flesh, strip it off him slowly, and then stab his lungs.
Mortals ::)
shove fairies down his thraot.
burn his skin. gouge his eye out with buring hot forks. stab his nuts (if he has any). shove a sword up his butt. tie him to a tree, let him be mauled by pitbullz. turn into tp wolf and eat his guts
keep posting! you may be the winner! ;D
Make him ride the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point. Oh, man, he'll be SO freaked out! ;D
Hide a fire cracker in his food and then make him wach the 700 club hahahahahahhahahahahaha........and ha >:(
ok, the end of hte day... in bulgaria is 8.30 PM, so the winner is... Magmar Fire! ;D congratulations! ;D
Yaaay Magmarfire
Thank you, thank you! ;D
AWESOME!!!
who will be the winner of the week? ;D
me cause i will send him 2 hell
who? evilslayer and MagmarFire? >:( they are good! :)
tingle :-\ remember
i can top all you guys! ready...
have ganon dance (profoundly) for him!
yup. that would do the trick...
ohh, that makes sence ganon, and alex, invent something else ;D
Here's another idea:
Chase him all over Hyrule until he gets tired, burn him with a flamethrower, blow him up with a napalm bomb, and, finally, blast him up into space so he can explode. ;D
Make him wach Friends!!!!!! ;D
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Or Cover his body with concrete and place food in front of him ;D
NO I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!
we will send mary beth b. to him by express mail!
(evil girly laugh)
muah hah ha ha!
I like my idea better ;D
but i cant stand her!
ok then
yayyyy
bye bye mary beth!!!
ok, the winner of the day is: Ganon! congratulation! and now, new rule for the contest: MagmarFire, iastreb and Evilslayer are going to decide who have to be the winner of THE WEEK. with voting, agree? ;D
-impail tingle (when a very sharp pole is driven in your shoulder and out your stomach-it doesnt kill you if you do it right)
-Let him hang impailed for 3 days
-remove him and tie a chain to both his feet
-throw him into a lake full of pirahna
-let the pirahna finish him off
-put his remains in a desolate location
-nuke the location
;D ;D ;D ;D
That was good! You have my vote so far, masterkey4892! ;D
Thanks ;D
You no, i shoulda added something about puttin him in space without an air helmet, hurtling toward the sun...
me too! i vote for masterkey4892! ;D
Quote from: iastreb on June 06, 2006, 11:56:16 AM
ok, the winner of the day is: Ganon! congratulation! and now, new rule for the contest: MagmarFire, iastreb and Evilslayer are going to decide who have to be the winner of THE WEEK. with voting, agree? ;D
I win? how
Quote from: masterkey4892 on June 06, 2006, 06:58:51 PM
...puttin him in space without an air helmet, hurtling toward the sun...
He would explode before he would even reach the sun. ;D
;Dfunny!
Hmm.... better idea lock him in a room with magmarfire
;D that will work, but you must give Magmar Fire a shotgun, or can you punch Tingle to dead, MagmarFire? ;D
Naah he will just have 2 look at her ;Djk
Quote from: iastreb on June 07, 2006, 09:06:53 AM
;D that will work, but you must give Magmar Fire a shotgun, or can you punch Tingle to dead, MagmarFire? ;D
I don't need a shotgun; I can use Firaga and Graviga on him! That'll kill him! ;D
MagmarFire, you should use every spell known to man on Tingle all at once,and watch him implode
Shoot for his balloon,but miss on purpose!Then,he will fall.Grab a map and suffocate him! ;D
My idea was more evil ;D
I HATE TINGLE!!!!!!!!! >:(
WE ALL DO ;D
I say it's time we put an end to Tingle's reign of terror....STORM TINGLE ISLAND!!!!!
good ideas... keep it out ;D
Yea, if we storm tingle Island, he might day and then we'd have no one to torture every day!
I say that we just keep losing in Tingle RPG on purpose; therefore, Tingle will most likely die on us, and we would get a free kill! Everyone will be happy! ;D
;D yes! this is it! ;D
MagmarFires idea is trulyone that bespeaks genius!!! But we must make him die very painfully...like drowning ;D
yes! tingle must die.. suffering ;D
Drowning, burning, impailing, smothering...anything very slow and painful, not something quick ;D
Grab him by the hair and dip him in lava. If he survives that, slash of his arms and legs, feed his nuts to Epona and if he still survives. Just fire a billion arrows into him. ;D
Poor Epona! :'(Give 'em to Ingo in a salad! ;D
Epona shall not be tainted with tingles nuts!
this is not torture epona contest! and masterkey4892 is the winner by the way. :)
QuotePoor Epona! Give 'em to Ingo in a salad!
Yeah, ok then. ;D
Quote from: iastreb on June 12, 2006, 12:00:36 AM
this is not torture epona contest! and masterkey4892 is the winner by the way. :)
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
No, lets chop up tingle and throw him into death mountain crater!!!!
:-* dont kill the poor Volvagia
Oh i forot about volvagia, so lets let him rotin the desert then!
the poor Nabooru and the poe...
i forgot about nabooru too. is there anyhwhere we can put this Tingle guy wihtout harming the environment??
on the moon?
Nah, that'll make it want to crash down into Clock Town again...
How about the Royal Tomb? The ReDead will be feasting tonight! ;)
Shove tingle down ganons throat. ;D
Nope lets put u down his throat >:( (people will miss me ;D)
i wouldn't jk jk
i know! lets break both his knees...
then he wont be able to do that stupid dance
We could just steal his magic words and use them against him.
We could also use the Tingle Bomber, which uses a combination of plasma, Anti-Tingle Acid, lava/magma, and liquid nitrogen...all in one round! ;D
better....we could breakhis knees, elbows,and arms to prevent motion, then throw bombchus at him and wathc him DIE
Hahahaha! You have my vote, man! :D
we can put him on his island... :( dead :D
We can sink his island like Atlantis, only with bombs BOMBS BOMBS!!!!!!!!!
Why won't the Tingle Bomber work...? :'( It's so fun to use... :'(
dont cry dude, the tingle bomber will work! Ill make sure it works!!!!
Alright, that's cool!
I wonder... What does Tingle taste like over an open flame...? ;)
he probably tastes like tainted meat. WESHALL THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF, INTO A RING OF LIONS!!!
I'll take him to a ally and beat him till he loses concisness. He sickens me. Its fun Hitting tingle in SuperSmash Bros. To bad he wasn't a character in SSMB so we could put him on level one and play team mode and beat him badly. Like I said he sickens me.
We can forcibly destroy him in Tingle RPG ;D
I'd shove that clock, around his neck, down his throwt, kick his head until his right eye poped out, bring him to McDonald's cook him on the stove until he is nice and black, then i'd douse him in gasoline, and get a flamethrower and tourch his F***in' A**! Then i'd burn his tower down! Then i'll blame is on that kokiri, Mido!
take it easy man
Sorry, I just hate him so much.
dont we all? thats what bonds all us zelda fans...our hate for tingle ;D
make him kiss navi's ass (if she had any) while she's crapping!
LOL! Does navi even have a body or is she just a ball with wings? :-\
Another thought, I'd go pershooting and make his strings lose and he'd fall to a horible death.
lets just throw him into a tank and fill it with water...slowly... :D
Okay, but make sure you tie him down well. ;)
This is probably more of a chatboard kind of topic. I'm sorry it took me so long to notice this.
i alredy told a few people my plan to kill tingle!
how about we...inflate his balloon and he flies away, out of the earths atmosphere, dies,his boduy is slowly floating to the sun and he burns to a nice golden brown ;D
He'd explode before he reached the sun.
more likely implode
who cares, isnt that the point?? ;)