Everyone, quick! If there were a Moblin invasion at this very second, what would you do!? ???
Join in the fun!
Nothing. My sniper squirrels would attack them.
You guys are all geniuses! ;D
I'd kill 'em all, one-on-one thousand!
Good luck.
Thanks! ;D
Hey! Let's get our squirrels and scarabs together and destroy them! :D <-- Highlight me!
Yes. Let's. :D (highlight for evil effect)
General, ready the torpedoes! ;D
General, prepare the canons! ;D
Can I say it? can I? can I?
NO?
I'll say it anyway.
OPEN FIRE!
Uh, oh. My bad aim got us into a pickle. It seems I blew the heck out of the moon...
That's okay. I hit the sun with a nuke. In ten days, it will become a red star and we'll all burn. Except for me; I'm the Sage of Fire. ;D
Hey, I'm resistant against fire, too! Besides, the only way for the sun to expand would be to have its hydrogen levels deplete and have it burn helium.
Shhhh!!! Don't tell everyone!
;) ;D
Oh, no... You didn't...! :o
Quote from: Evilbob on June 01, 2006, 03:24:52 PM
Can I say it? can I? can I?
NO?
I'll say it anyway.
OPEN FIRE!
*my ak cat joins in* BANZI
How many AK Cats are there!?
2 on this site and he's in mine and EvilBob's sig
He doesn't have the ability to replicate himself, does he?
If moblins were atacking, P.A.D.S. would do the work for me. General Ice Cap would Launch a suprise attack from under the ice.
O Yeah that's me
LAUNH THE REALLY COLD MISSLES
Our Deadly missiles, ice spears, ice swords, and ice axes, will chill you to the bone
LAUNCH THE ATOMIC BOMBS ON JAPAN COVER ALL AREAS EXECPT THE NINTENDO BUILDINGS, THEN BLAME IT ON THE USA
Must we REALLY get into another war with Japan...? :-\
Right now were living in Antartica, how do They think were the culprts, were only a bunch of pingeins and an Artic wolf
Quote from: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:51:33 PM
LAUNCH THE ATOMIC BOMBS ON JAPAN COVER ALL AREAS EXECPT THE NINTENDO BUILDINGS, THEN BLAME IT ON THE US
HEY! I LIVE IN THE U.S.!
So does she, for that matter.
I'm the one who can get drafted into the army, though.
Yeah, I guess. GAH! MORE MOBLINS! You wanna kick some butt, Hi no Seijin?
*starts hacking away at the Moblins* DIE, YOU VILE, PIG-FACED FREAKS!
*unsheathes Master Sword and hacks away, also* Unlive, you swine faces!
*starts to shoot arrows; Fire Arrows, of course*
FIRAGA! *casts Firaga repeatedly*
Kim uso raghna, fuboc tal'lat mhi indo! (On my kingdom, shine the light of justice!) Tal'Ignisto dumos Matum! (The Fire shall consume Evil!) *continues shooting Fire Arrows*
ATTACK, MY PENGUINS!! (penguins with AK-47's and Sniper rifles open fire) YAAAAAAAAA!! (Jumps in with magic hammer)
Stop hurting my Moblins.
poor moblins...
*ak cat drops in, tells them to stop their petty quarrel, and go kill someone else. he then dissapears*
*ignores AK cat and Whocares and keeps on shooting Moblins until they are all dead*
Moblins shoot back at Hi no Seijin with their new tripods. Hi no Seijin can't get past tripod's force field and runs until he falls off cliff into lava.
Just gathering power, Whocares. *in best Arnold S. accent* I'll be back.
Hey, Moblins! You're gonna pay for that...! *continues to cast Firaga repeatedly, aiding ZV's Penguins of Doom*
*AK cat nukes them all!*
Ha ha ha! You think it's that easy!
Crud, I did die. That wasn't fair, Evilbob. >:(
;D
you were gonna kill each other any way, so I sped up the process ;D
Ohhh.... I see. You, Evilbob, have manifested yourself into AK Cat! I caught you!
Good job, MagmarFire. Ha! We have you know, Evilbob. ;D
My moblins will invade the Ardennes and make it our own!
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:38:27 PM
Good job, MagmarFire. Ha! We have you know, Evilbob. ;D
HAH! I am two, yet I am one!
If you are two, yet one, then we have both of you. ;D
OPEN FIRE!
*Fires ak-47, then dives out of door.*
If there was a moblin invasion, I would take out my all-mighty skull hammer and hit as many as I could! ;D
[size=12]TURN THEM INTO BACON!!!![/size]
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D bacon rules.
Hmm, bacon. ;D
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 04:54:16 AM
If you are two, yet one, then we have both of you. ;D
Don't you mean three of him? ???
We still have him, though. ;D
I shall spare him, unlike these Moblins that are approaching us.
If you look, you will see that I'm already disappearing into the ethereal realm .;D
Don't go! We need your help in the upcoming slaughter of the Moblins! :'(
i was think more like fifty torpidos or machine guns or basocas, heck go with the rocket loncher, and flam shooter, burn them all. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Don't go! We need your help in the upcoming slaughter of the Moblins! :'(
I help moblins!
:o I thought you were the kind of person who hated Moblins.
Evilbob! How could you betray us!? :'(
I shall imprison him for his treachery. Now I need to find him.
Try the grocery store in the dairy aisle! He's usually there to look for milk cartons to drink out of!
Thanks for the tip. ;)
You got it, man! ;) Be sure to bring plenty of bacteria with you; you need to turn that milk into yogurt! ;D
How about some ice and some cream? ;D
Hey, good idea! After we capture him, we can enjoy some ice cream! ;D
You're a genius!
I wouldn't quite say that. I just have a brain and actually know how to use it. ;D
Around here, that's considered genius! ;D
...Just kidding! ;)
*Pink Panther music comes on* Let's hunt us some AK Cat... 8)
Sorry, I'm playing the PInk Panther theme. ;D
*continues to play Pink Panther theme*
Alright, cool! When he hears the music, he won't suspect a thing! ;D