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Community => Fan Works => Topic started by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 07:47:06 PM

Title: Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 07:47:06 PM
Earlier that day Link asked Zelda to go on a date with him since he had to babysit young Link (this a SSBM fic). Young Link (YL) wanted to go to the Movies, they were going to see the Legend of Nelga: The Flute of Time, the charecters were : Zink
                                                         Nelga
                                                    Naggy the Fiary
                                                        Ganondork  
                                           and The Really Hard To Understand Big Tree (Deku Tree) or we'll call him Bob, They all found this movie strangly familer. After that Link gave Zelda a GYNORMUS ( gi-NORm-us) Teddy Bear. Zelda named him Moe, becase she wanted too. Then YL got a suger rush from nothing and threw off his shirt and ran away saying ''I like trains'' over and over again saying it really fast. Link asked Zelda if she would be his Girlfriend and Zelda said ''Yes''
End of chapter 1 reveiw and I'll give you a cookie, it was out of the blue and I'm a Zelink fan so....
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 01, 2006, 08:22:41 PM
Quote from: Howl on June 01, 2006, 07:47:06 PM
Link asked Zelda if she would be her Boyfriend and Zelda said ''Yes''

Link ask Zelda to be her own boyfriend?  That is insanely impossible. :P
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 08:29:40 PM
I know, Link doesn't talk, but with my athorly powers I can make Link talk and I'm bored so..... Cookie for you since you reveiwed
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 02, 2006, 12:02:50 PM
That is not what I was talking about.  Link can talk all he wants.  But look at what you wrote.
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 12:12:24 PM
well I fixed, it's good and thats as far as the romance in this story goes, 2 more reveiws and I'll write the 2nd chapter
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
Hehehe... Someone who dates herself... Funny...! ;D
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:07:56 PM
I spy a good story for Zelinku Productions. ;D

(If you want to know about Zelinku Productions, PM me.)
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 04:41:11 PM
Also, Link loves Saria, so why would he ask Zelda out? Is it to make Saria jelous?
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:45:02 PM
Link loves just about every girl he lays eyes on.  What you talking about, Willis?
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 05:39:30 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:45:02 PM
Link loves just about every girl he lays eyes on.  What you talking about, Willis?
No it's the complete opposite, girls love Link at first sight anyway here's chap 2

AT GANONDORF'S CASTLE
"OK who's next for evil henchmen job"
(women comes up)
women: I need a job her-
Ganon cut her off
"This is a henchmen job
then the women threw a cupcake at him
''Who throws a cupcake at people today" he said with the cupcake on his head
Then a goblin came came up to him and said "I'm here from the job and I have pizza for you"
"Did you tip the guy you bought it from'
"No''
''Good man you start in 5 sec.''
End
I need 7 reveiws
  This is Bob and he Love reveiwers:
                                               8)-yo
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 07:01:17 PM
That made no sense.  Great job!  Do you want a job in Zelinku Productions?
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Gamefreak on June 22, 2006, 09:47:21 AM
There's something you have to understand about the stereotypes of heroes.  They can have all the girls they want, and all the other girls can't get mad at the hero for being with another girl.  And the hero can date multiple girls with no negative outcome.(Until he has to rescue her).
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 01:40:36 PM
Zink, that was funny, kind of insulting to link, but funny. ;D ;D
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 26, 2006, 12:13:27 PM
Chap 3 IT'S RAINING GOPHERRS
Naggy... uhh I mean Navi the Fairy was Flying in circles when a gopher fell from the sky and hit Navi in the head and Navi started to panic and said "THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING"
END  
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 26, 2006, 12:17:08 PM
Let this Link smilie express my feeling: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Howl on June 26, 2006, 12:31:16 PM
Can you make it a Zelinku
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 26, 2006, 01:13:40 PM
As a guest writer, sure.  Head over to my site, Tal'Kipach Risthan (http://kipachristhan.proboards76.com) to see Zelinku Productions.  If you want, you can join and become a site writer, so that way, you can post at your own leisure.  Just let me know beforehand so I can get it ready.
Title: Re:Never let Link buy a House
Post by: Nabooru on June 28, 2006, 09:30:29 AM
I hope navi dies...if she does I give it two thumbs up!!!