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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Aero on June 03, 2006, 07:03:31 AM

Title: If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Aero on June 03, 2006, 07:03:31 AM
If you were ruler of the world,what would you do? What I would do 1) send all evil people and nut-jobs to a diffrent world. 2) Get rid of all x-boxes, and playstation 2, and psp's, and give everyone a gamecube! 3) Help other people in 3rd-world countries. 4) name a country after Vaati! (Life would be so much better,if I ruled the world!)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 07:06:17 AM
I would become a dictator and use everyone for my own evil bidding. :D (highlight for evil effect)

Really, though, I would just take over the world and let my friend rule instead.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 07:13:14 AM
I'd get rid of those Chinese communists, goro.
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 02:44:50 PM
I'd do almost the same thing King Mickey did to Pete: I'd banish Tingle and then kill him, except he didn't really kill Pete.
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Post by: DarkZelda on June 03, 2006, 03:12:47 PM
FIRE!!!!!!!!!

i would burn comunist contries to the ground, but first getting all the innocent people out first. basicly burning all communist leaders.

then i would sit on my throne and play with matches  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 03:25:19 PM
Another pyro! ;D

I rather rule a country then the whole world.  I'm taking over the British Isles.  Watch out, Evilbob.  I'm coming! ;D
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Post by: DarkZelda on June 03, 2006, 03:26:53 PM
PYRO"S ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

im taking over asia!
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 03:33:23 PM
I call dibs on New Zealand! ;D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 03:35:40 PM
I'll come visit you. ;D
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 03:41:35 PM
Alright...as long as you promise not to destroy my Maori army...again. ;)
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Post by: saria.. on June 03, 2006, 04:00:42 PM
I got dibs on canada. :D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 04:26:40 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 03:41:35 PM
Alright...as long as you promise not to destroy my Maori army...again. ;)
You're confusing me for my evil twin.  I think the Maori are awesome.  I went on a trip to New Zealand as a part of a student ambassador group, and my first night in NZ was with the Maori.
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 04:37:04 PM
Wow, you have an evil twin!? What would HE do if he ruled the world...? :-\
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Post by: DarkZelda on June 03, 2006, 05:09:05 PM
what if tingle ruled the world.....




OH GOD! SOMEONE GET ME A SHOTGUN! TINGLE WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 05:14:15 PM
Now, THAT would be the apocalypse for us all! :o
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 04:37:04 PM
Wow, you have an evil twin!? What would HE do if he ruled the world...? :-\
He wouldn't rule the world.  He would be the one to take it over and hand it over to Tingle.
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 05:53:27 PM
Wow. Now, THAT would be extremely evil! :o

If any pyromaniacs ruled the world, I can be very sure that they would dub themselves Fire Lords. Hopefully, they wouldn't start another war, unless it's against Tingle. ;D
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:03:05 PM
Naw, I would be Supreme Fire Lord for Life. ;D

Yes, I would start a war against Tingle. ;D
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 06:15:45 PM
Okay, then I elect you for the Supreme Fire Lord for Life. Declare war when ready, sir! *salutes*
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:18:11 PM
I declare war on Tingle!  Charge!  *rushes forward with sword covered in flames*
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 09:17:09 PM
No one man can rule the world, it's one of the laws our land was founded on.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 05:10:43 AM
This is all hypothetical, Whocares.  Besides, no man can rule the entire world, but not for that reason.  Look back in history.  Who was ever succesful in taking over the whole world?  No one.  People are nationalists in their countries, and they would fight back invaders who try to change their way of life.  Everywhere, revolutions would break out, and sooner or later, the man in charge won't be able to contain them all.  It's impossible to take over the world.

Now, if you excuse me, I must get back to my war with Tingle. ;D
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 10:41:45 AM
If I ruled the world i would...........(wait it is 2 late I do rule the world)
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: MagmarFire on June 04, 2006, 10:51:29 AM
Then what do you do? It's killing everyone, right?  ;)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 12:15:28 PM
Enjoy it while you can, Ganon.  Link is going to throw you back to the Dark World some day. ;)
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: MagmarFire on June 04, 2006, 12:53:08 PM
Yes, but the world would be passed on to Tingle! Okay, maybe locking Ganon into the Dark World isn't a good idea...! :-\
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:08:53 PM
Okay, I rather have Ganon than Tingle.
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 01:30:51 PM
So bow down 2 me
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 01:31:08 PM
so bow down 2 me ;D
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:49:32 PM
I said I prefer you.  I didn't say I was going to bow down to you.
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 01:52:51 PM
Quote from: Ganon on June 04, 2006, 01:31:08 PM
so bow down 2 me ;D
I didnt write that and if i find who did it i will crush them
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:56:27 PM
Did you write the first one?
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Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 01:58:32 PM
yes
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 02:01:23 PM
Then what I said still stands.  And I hope you find that person who wronged you.  Crush him well.
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 02:01:39 PM
hmmmmmm...............changeing password
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:22:11 AM
uhhhhh.....  he he he  (gulp)
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:23:15 AM
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Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:27:04 AM
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Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:28:01 AM
BACKONTOPIC!!!!
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:31:21 AM
(inocent voice) ok!!
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:32:19 AM
NO WAIT THIS IS CHAT BOARD!!!!!!!!!!1hsdgahgbm
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:35:11 AM
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Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:35:59 AM
hdbnfzbwuyrpuiwoupqhfjabfsglfjlsdbarqwhjgu!!!!!
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:41:00 AM
hah i beat u!!!
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:43:14 AM
Oh man :'( ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:49:00 AM
ganon got beat by a girl!!! and a d*** cute one at that ;)
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:51:36 AM
*sigh*
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 11:54:59 AM
told u im more powerfull...
(starts singing)
dun dun dun .... dun dun dun
ive got the power!!
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 11:56:15 AM
Bomb!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 12:01:29 PM
(still singing)
and ganon dosn't!!!
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 12:06:11 PM
ok :)
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 12:08:18 PM
wow... im spechless
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 12:20:09 PM
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 12:23:15 PM
and thats preettty hard to do cus i talk ALOT
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 12:29:42 PM
Wow
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
wow is right
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:23:04 PM
What plans for when you take over the world. ;)
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:26:21 PM
lets see uhhh....
first make ganon my personal slave ;D ;)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:36:42 PM
I can see that happening. ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:45:18 PM
i believe it already has ;)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:46:53 PM
Go alex! ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:50:36 PM
yes yes  praise your beautiful queen...
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:52:24 PM
I am the ruler of my own world.  I wouldn't go quite that far. ;)
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 02:00:26 PM
carefull... you dont want to make the queen angry.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 02:36:05 PM
Like I haven't made queens mad before. ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 02:37:37 PM
what exactly is that supposed to mean?!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 02:47:26 PM
They ask what they should do, and when I tell them, they don't like it and get mad at me.  Nothing vulgar, don't worry.  Just that they should ban cars. ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 02:54:40 PM
what ever...
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 03:05:39 PM
Actually, I think "what ever" should be "whatever".

I know, I'm a smarta**. ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 03:08:58 PM
and olda ;D
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Post by: saria.. on June 05, 2006, 03:10:38 PM
i would kill tingle and his entire family.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 03:13:40 PM
Nice response, Saria returns. ;D
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 04:08:47 PM
Quote from: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:45:18 PM
i believe it already has ;)
.........since when..... :-\
Title: Re:If you were ruler of the world......
Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 04:29:56 PM
just messin   ;)
(but you still have to call me queen)
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 04:31:45 PM
Queen alex ???
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 04:38:42 PM
yes yes  praise your queen
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 04:40:50 PM
.....................(no comment instead)........
hahahahahahahahahaahaha.......and ha
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 04:42:44 PM
ok ok enough with the trade mark laugh!
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 04:44:46 PM
then gwag ;D
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 04:47:13 PM
say wha ?
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Post by: The Postman on June 05, 2006, 04:51:18 PM
gwag new word
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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 05:55:21 PM
not fair!!! i want a new word!!!
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Post by: The Postman on June 06, 2006, 09:10:38 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha.....and ha i win yes :D
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Post by: alex on June 06, 2006, 10:25:48 AM
no you dont
this is my word:
phuuulump
yeah...
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 06, 2006, 08:36:18 PM
Okay, convo posting getting pretty long, here...! ;)

Okay, then. Where were we?

If I ruled the world, for starters, I would make it so hydrogen cars would come out sooner!
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Post by: alex on June 06, 2006, 08:38:44 PM
o k  
o if i were ruler of the world i would by a blue convirdable mustang with to white stripes going across the top... yeah... id look good in that car!
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 06, 2006, 09:25:49 PM
if i ruled. I would release TP already. >:(
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Post by: alex on June 07, 2006, 07:47:04 AM
if i ruled i would have beaten it already ;)
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 07, 2006, 08:03:31 AM
If I ruled the world, I would beat up Nintendo already for delaying it. ;D
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Post by: alex on June 07, 2006, 08:04:30 AM
i would help you ;D