IM SICK OF YOU ALL DEFYING PENGUINS! THIS IS TOTAL WAR! -Drops down in front of Penguin army. CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!
I like penguins. They're cute and delicious.
My penquins are horrified by the fact that you eat them. dude they look so mad.... im scared myself!
I will eat them all!
NOOOO! Penguins are my favorite animal! :o
I have nothing against penguins. Can you spare me, please?
Whatev, goro.
it has been decided. Magmar fire,(cold fire) Howl,(general ice cap), and Who cares,(alliance) have formed together to form one giant army! No one will dare to oppose us! WE RULE THE CHAT BOARD. There is only one person...who can stand up to our magnificent power... a one man army... JACK THE GOD! (then we are screwed.) OTHER WISE< BOOYAH! WE ARE KINGS!
Remember, I'm really General King Whocares the 19th, the Duke of Hazard and Goron Mountain.
oh, yeah.. whatever
Don't whatever me! You should whatev me instead. Whatev is all the rage.
HEY! What about my army of sniper squirrels?
unless you form an alliance with us, you are screwed by the most powerful army in the history of the forum universe!
I'll send a hungry Hungarian to eat them.
Cyber wars, anyone...? :D
First, lets take over Europe!
Come, Zelda Veteran, let's form an alliance.
Don't, or I'll leave with my millions of armies.
Did I offend you somehow, Whocares? If so, I'm sorry.
Actually, I just don't want to team up with someone who has the power of all the sages. You have to give up some of the powers, or soon it will all turn bad and destroy you and the dynasty!
Aw, c'mon! He can control his Fire magic, can't you, Hi no Seijin?
Ahh. I can teach you if you want.
Worry not. I may have the power of the Seven Sages, but I have nearly died a few times. And I can only control time during critical periods, like in MM. I do have my limits.
Well, soon you'll have to relinquish your sage powers. Some, really. I'll be glad to take Fire Sage if you reliquish that. If not, I'll take Earth Sage, because I love that temple.
Ohhh... I hate that temple...!
Well, I call dibs on Sage of Wind, then! ;)
hey i want apart of this war!!! i command an army of fuzzy flesh eating stuffed animals! muah ha ha!!! attack my pets! attack!
BIG MISTAKE ALEX! Hi no seijin can join if he wants. He said himself, that he has his limits. You best stand down alex. That is if you value your cyber life
O YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER HOW MANY HUNGRY FLESH EATING STUFFED ANIMALS I HAVE(and they all have names) MUAH HA HA!
1) Scarabs dont have flesh. your fuzzy things are powerless
2) My Penguins are armed with the latest in wheapon technology
3) You must have a lot of free time to name ove a zillion furry flesh things, because it will take at least a zillion to take out one penguin squadrin.
4) Last offer to form an alliance with us.
Well, unless things go very badly, I'll stick with being your ally.
my furry friends dont need to eat your flesh.
they will melt your hearts with thier cuteness.
but if you truely wish for me to join you i will, on one condition... i get the spirit temple!!! ;)
fine, as long as i get the shadow temple.
ok, deal.
Fire Temple and Earth Temple are mine!
you can't have two!!!!
I can, because you two only wanted ONE temple, so I wanted TWO! Ha!
that doesn't make since at all but i dont really care cus i have the spirit temple.
so why do we have this massive army anyways???
Because Zelda Veteran wanted to go on the warpath.
Glad we can form an alliance, you all.
I'm not giving up any of my powers. I'm willing to teach you the magic you wish to learn, providing you have proved yourself worthy of it. Would you feel comfortable if I listed my limits? I can only use one elemental power at a time, unless I use a special combo technique, but that takes a lot of energy out of me and isn't worth doing unless a certain enemy has both of those weaknesses. I can heal myself from any wound or poison, but it is possible I don't get around to healing myself in time. As I've said before, my control on time is limited. If I want to make it slow down, I can; then I have to balance out the ratio of how slow it moves down to and how long the effect lasts. But I can't stop it or go back in time. I can only go back in time when a critical period is hit, like in MM where the moon was falling down. And only then, I get three days, like Link did. See, I have my limits.
wow even IM not that complicated. (and im a girl)
Everyone's complicated. And if you think I can figure myself out, I laugh at you; I can't. ;D
so what shall we take over first??? (pondering)
I'll tell you... TINGLE ISLAND!
yes lets "CONSUME IT IN FIRE"
(i noticed you guys like doing that ;) )
Us liking to set things on fire is an understatement. Us lighting things on fire gives us pure ecstasy. ;D
Of course, it gives us pure ecstasy if and only if we don't get sued for it. ;D
That too. ;D
Hey, ZV, Hi no Seijin has sniper squirrel submarines (SSS) planned for you. Do you accept them?
My squirrels can make them bigger for your penguins. Just give the word and I'll have them build the subs.