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Title: Stay on topic.
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 10:50:46 PM

I'm gonna see how long you guys can stay on topic when you know you can spam. Topic: ham. See how long you can talk about ham.

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Post by: Evilbob on June 04, 2006, 04:16:06 AM

what about cheese?

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 04:56:24 AM

I think Evilbob lost. ;D

I love ham. But it can't be those deli slice thin slices of ham. It has to be thick. And honey glazed or smoked, the way my dad makes it. He makes the best ham. My mom has a ham out in the freezer right now, and I do believe it is for when I graduate June 15. ;D

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Post by: Aero on June 04, 2006, 07:57:50 AM

ham is what pigs are made of! There is a type of ham called candian bacon,but it's really ham.

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Post by: Evilbob on June 04, 2006, 08:02:32 AM

ham is nothing with out other food!
FOO FOREVER!

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 09:19:35 AM

I like Canadian bacon (which is really ham) on pizza. ;D

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 04, 2006, 11:57:33 AM

Why would they name a radio after ham?

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 12:07:38 PM

Because the actors on the radios are hams (pun intended). ;D

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 04, 2006, 12:56:04 PM

Hams? Radios? I don't get it.

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 04, 2006, 01:01:08 PM

A ham is an actor who overacts.

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Post by: DarkZelda on June 04, 2006, 02:32:41 PM

instead of HAM, how about SPAM? (the food)

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Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 02:36:35 PM

Not funny >:(

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Post by: DarkZelda on June 04, 2006, 02:44:10 PM

the pun was not intended

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Post by: The Postman on June 04, 2006, 02:46:10 PM

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Post by: JDog on June 04, 2006, 05:44:02 PM

Ham, I thought that was a sandwhich or as MagmarFire said a radio, why did they name a radio after ham, I like ham.

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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 05, 2006, 09:32:31 AM

are HAMburgers made out of people from HAMburge? ;)

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Post by: JDog on June 05, 2006, 09:39:36 AM

Wheres HAMburge?

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 05, 2006, 09:43:03 AM

A magical place where everything is made of meat, particularly ham. ;)

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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 10:46:58 AM

hamburg is in germany silly!!!
the people of hamburg invented the hamburger
get it? they named it after themselfs!!!
plus hamburgers are made of beef (cow) not ham (pig)

Title: Re:Stay on topic.
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:42:02 PM

Funny. I make my hamburgers out of ham. Including those bad actors. ;D

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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:42:58 PM

what ever...

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Post by: JDog on June 05, 2006, 01:44:30 PM

I see.

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:48:10 PM

Bad actors (hams) don't fall under the category of people. They fall under the category of pigs (which ham comes from). ;D

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Post by: alex on June 05, 2006, 01:49:49 PM

ahhhhhh everybody run!!! its its its...

DUN DUN DUN!!!
THE HAMBURGLER

Title: Re:Stay on topic.
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 05, 2006, 01:51:30 PM

I'll cook the ham and eat it before it can take anything. ;D

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Post by: Anju on June 06, 2006, 01:24:34 PM

Bring out the pinapple! ;D

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Post by: JDog on June 06, 2006, 01:34:36 PM

the heck with the pinapple bring out the chicken.

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 06, 2006, 08:06:51 PM

No, no. Let's stick with the ham.

It tastes delicious when you put a lot of salt on it! ;D

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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 06, 2006, 08:16:43 PM

i dont like ham >:( blech! only on pizza

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Post by: alex on June 06, 2006, 08:16:55 PM

ok eww

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2006, 12:29:22 PM

Perna is Latin for ham. ;D

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 07, 2006, 12:51:34 PM

Do you think that ham partially comes from hamsters? ;)

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2006, 12:52:48 PM

If so, hamsters are good then. ;D

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Post by: alex on June 07, 2006, 01:38:31 PM

ewwwwwwww i would never think of eating a cute little hamster! (espeacially the fury kind!)

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2006, 02:46:59 PM

Don't eat ham then, especially if it's from Romani Ranch Industry. ;D

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 08, 2006, 12:51:37 PM

Let's just say that I heard from a friend of a friend of a person, who has a dog, who met a guy that said that he had a boss, who had a son, who said that Romani Ranch Industries doesn't really take care of its meat products. ;)

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 08, 2006, 01:02:19 PM

I know you don't mean me; for one my industry doesn't have the plural form of industry. ;D

That, and I intentionlly put the hamsters in with my ham. ;D

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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 03:20:33 PM

The new topic: The Fresh Prince of Belair (I only chose it because several people already lost the ham topic), the TV show staring Will Smith.

Title: Re:Stay on topic.
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 03:48:08 AM

I watch The Fresh Prince whenever I'm up late enough and watching TV. It's not often, but it's a good show.

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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 09:53:10 AM

I love the show. Did you see the episode when Vivian was having a baby?

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 12:56:06 PM

I watch it. I don't follow it. I don't even try to watch it. Usually, someone else in my family is watching it and I watch it too because I'm bored.

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2006, 07:51:22 PM

Quote from: Whocares on June 09, 2006, 09:53:10 AM
I love the show. Did you see the episode when Vivian was having a baby?

Oh, you mean the episode when Will and Phil (hey, that rhymes!) get stuck in the elevator? That was a good episode! ;D

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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 08:56:54 PM

Yes, and all those people's hands were broken.

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Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2006, 08:59:31 PM

Yes, that's it! It was absolutely classic! ;D

I love the outtakes when Phil was "falling" down the stairs. ;D

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Post by: Anju on June 15, 2006, 04:44:51 PM

Quote from: Whocares on June 09, 2006, 09:53:10 AM
I love the show. Did you see the episode when Vivian was having a baby?

Yeah!I saw it! :)

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Post by: Goosey on June 15, 2006, 07:14:00 PM

My favorite episode is when Will beats up the whale at the mall. I think thats just hilarious!!

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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2006, 04:12:31 AM

It was only a guy in a whale costume.

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