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THEY ARE PROSTHETICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

In Hyrule women don't have boobs because boobs are icky just like swear words.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME >:(
























TOPIC LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mock me and laugh at me all you want then see what happens.   8)  I have power over all the earth and the heavens, and with a mere seven words, I can bring the moon down from the sky and flood the world just like Link flooded Hyrule in Wind Waker!  Then you will all DIE and spend the rest of you life living in suspended animation on the ocean floor and then I will be laughing at YOU as I am l spending the rest of my life in an underwater castle with my beutiful wife ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 GANONDORF
2 - 20 people who think Zelda is FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am voting ZELDA for president and if you don't think a woman could lead this country then you are crazy. 8)

JUST KEEP LAUGHING AND YOU WILL ALL HAVE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE!!!!!!!!!!

I am very angry!  >:(  I stopped by here today to remind myself of how I destroyed all you jerks in a debate about Hyrule being real, only to find that my account has been deleted!  Did you just assume that I would forget about this place because I haven't logged in in like 3 years?  WRONG!!!!  I look around on the forums without logging in just to watch all you pathetic loosers talk about The Legend of Zelda as if it were fictional. 8)  And like THE HERO OF TIME I never truly die and when when you kill me I come back STRONGER THAN BEFORE!  My powers are returning at an accelerated rate, and soon they will surpass their previous levels.  When that happens, BE WARNED, because I will do everything in my power to bring this website to its knees.  And to the person who deleted my account, you better start digging your own grave, because I am going to pray so hard, from this day on, that the GOOD GODDESSES ABOVE GOSHDARN DESTROY YOU!