Know Your Stars, Zelda version

[Howl]

If you've seen it on Nick, it's funny

In a dark room Link sits in one of those director chairs, then a loud voice booms thoughout the whole room.
Voice: "Know your stars, know stars, know your stairs"

Link: "Whose there!"

"Link, he where's a skirt and tights"

"No I don't"

"Link, he's a big lier"

"I am NOT!"

"See you just lied. Lier lier, skirt on fire."

"That's it! I'm not saying ANYTHING else!

"Link, the Triforce mark on his hand, is really a birthmark"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"You talked, your a lier."

"Link, his long ears is a birth defect."

"NO, I'm Hylian, we have pointed ears."

"Link, he's a mommy's boy."

"Pardon, I saved Hyr-"

"- Now you know Link, The skirt wearing defeacted birth marked non Hylian, Momma'a boy."

"THEY DO NOT KNOW ME, HECK YOU DON'T."

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Well, that's the chapter, next is Zelda

[DW]

My God that is hilarious...I have seen it on Nick, it is so funny

[Zelda Veteran]

lmao! Did you make that up? That was really good! ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Do Tingle after Zelda, I can't wait for him.....  *evil laughter*

[Sabatta]

hmmm, so who is saposed to be the voice?

[DW]

thats how they do the show, hes just the announcer.

[Sabatta]

what is the show any way?

[Zelda Veteran]

Here is one episode, just so you get an idea of what it is. Know your Stars, with jamie lynn

[MagmarFire]

Yeah, this is pretty good, Howl! ;D