The Smiley Story

[DW]

I wondered why I heard somebody screaming, then I was shocked when I saw the screaming person run out into the street with no pants on and chicken all down his shirt. When his girlfriend came out with chicken all over her and a shotgun aimed at the screaming man I got worried about having to clean up all the blood off the ground. Then the cops came and the girl ran away, making me angry that I didn't get to see a dead body, but when the cops took him away for indecent exposure I got that warm fuzzy feeling inside and began to laugh.

my masterpiece. mwah.

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[Mysterious F.]

My eyes had mysteriously turned into an X, and my tongue was too big for my mouth. My eyes then turned into laser beems, which freaked me out. Luckily, though, I only hit Osama Bin Laden and got all the money in the world and became president, which made me happy. I then ate chocolate until my eyes turned into rivers and exploded.

I really need to stop doing that exploding thing.

:) ;D 8) :'( :-\

[TP Zelda]

I was happy because I had just beaten Twilight Princess. Then I relized I could beat it again! Then I passed out from hunger. Then I woke up and I relized I had broken my finger. Then I ate chocolate and was bored.

:'( :-X >:( :( ;D

[violinist]

I crying in my room then my friend ran in and turned into Link! I kind of stood there pondering this crazy scene and then Link said to stop being stupid so I got angry at him. Then he said somthing really mean so I stated crying again. Then Zelda came in and I was so happy I forgot what I was crying about!
:) ;) ;D :( :o :-[

[chicknumber2]

me and my friend fell in kepti pond ,when it was frozen (only our feet went in cause we were standng at the side of it)

the end

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