the lost realm

[dragon lord]

i have no idea what to do so anyone may drop in to make comments or help out.

prolouge

A long time ago, in a land far far away...
The land of Hyrule was a chaotic land. Then the three Golden Goddesses descended on Hryule from the heavens. They were Din, the Goddess of Power, Farore, the Goddess of Courage, and Naryu, the Goddess of Wisdom.
Din, with her strong flaming arms cultivated the land and created the earth. Naryu poured his wisdom on the Earth and created the Spirit of the Law. Farore created all life forms that would uphold the law.
When the Goddesses left Earth to return to the Heavens, they left behind the Triforce. Since then, the land the Triforce stood on has become sacred land, hence the Sacred Realm. Yet little to their knowledge, they infact created a second realm. the three triangles may make up the sacred realm, but the inverted triangle made up a whole differnt one. even though there was no evil in this land, it was ruled by chaos. creatures roamed the land freely, creatures that were thought to exist only in legend. there was something more there too. little floating balls of energy and power called quoles. what ever being that could catch or at least toutch these balls will obtain their power. some can be gifted with the power to controll all of life, and some able to fly. yet only rarely are there quoles that contained two powers. yet there are a few, and this is where our story begins. the story of a young hylian and one of these rare quoles. this quole contained the ability to controll fire, and to transform into any form.

chapter one

ooc: could somebody help? i have to ad lib too!

ic:"Link! Link, wake up," a small voice said. a young boy in green lifted his hand to swat the fairy away. "LINK! WAKE UP!!" the fairy yelled now ramming against the hylian boy. "what? im up, im up!" link sat up and rubbed his eyes. he gave a great yawn. "you realize how annoying you are right navi?" asked link. "ignoring you" replied the fairy.

ooc: i kneed to know where link and navi are, it cant be in the kokori forest.

[Mysterious F.]

No double posting. Anyway: "Link, the Deku Tree must see you so he can go on and on without you understanding." Navi said.
Link: He's dead, remember
Navi: Oops, I forgot. Anway, then Saria wants you to come to the Forest Temple
Link: We can't reach it as a child.
Navi:Duh! Anyway, uh..... Ganon is coming here to kill you!
Link: He's locked in the Sacred Realm and can't get out for hundreds of years! I'm going back to bed.
Link falls asleep, and Ganon destroys Hyrule. Link wakes up.
Link: Oh well, so what if Hyrule's destroyed. I'm gonna go to Termina.
Link goes to Termina.

[dragon lord]

navi:why again did we go to termina again?
link: i have no idea. it had something to do with free food though!
navi:your hopless link
link:ignoring you! antway lets find that free food!
link starts to drool.

ooc: i do not care if this takes before (it was originally after) the great flood, i will put medli in it! and no one can stop me!!!

[Mysterious F.]

I don't mind.

Link found the place with the free food, but I took it all. Link starts to cry, and I whack him in the head with a hammer and steal his money, and run away quickly. Navi follows me, so I kill the little annoyance. Link wakes up and cries again because he didn't get free food and he's so hungry he would eat Anju's cooking!  :o :o :o :o

[dragon lord]

link: im getting desperate here! i cant belive im eating anju's coocking! this might as well be fear factor!
anju: you realize im right here dont you?
link:um........ [size=-200000]i knew that[/size]
anju whacks link over the head with her spoon/ladel thingie and slaps him with a half cooked fish. then she reaches in the pot and grabs a gerbil
gerbil: yeah, i know what your thinking: why would anju be cooking a gerbil? well to tell the truth i have no idea,  it dont make no sensee to me either. and she's gonna throw me at link in a few seconds, and im not in any position to do anything about it, so peace.
anju throws gerbil at link, who gets knocked out. anju storms out of the kitchen.

[Mysterious F.]

I steal all the food from the world, and Link dies of hunger. Link dies from hunger and not brushing his teeth, and he ends up with some old hags in the center of the earth's core.
  "Welcome, Mr. Link. Becuase of your filthy mouth, you've ended down here with us, FOREVER!" One of them says and they all laugh evilly.
 Women from the orbitz comercial appears.
 "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz Gum!" She says. Link cleans his mouth with the gum and returns to life, it was all a stupid dream, all of this topic.

[dragon lord]

ooc: the whole 1rst chapter was a dream? if yes than i have an idea if no then tell me the part that started the dream

[Mysterious F.]

All of it.

[dragon lord]

ooc: k
ic: suddenly a high pitched voice rang out and awoke link."hoy! big brother, you awake?" it was link's sister.
link: well m not asleep, [size=-20000]anymore[/size]
sister: sorry
ah no problem i actually wanted to wake up!
sister:why?
link: i got beat up by a bad cook. then she threw a gerbil at me!
sister: a gerbil? :o
link: dont ask
sister: i dont think i want to know anyway!
link: did you remember to wear your giant bird-proof vest?
sister:yes