Darth Wyndisis (almost) dead at 24

[Darth Wyndisis]

So, about 15 minutes ago my friend drove me home from an establishment that sold mind altering substances for a reasonable price.  As most of you know, I am pretty messed up in the head to begin with, but when you throw mind altering substances into the mix it gets all the worse.  So anyway, my friend was driving me home and there were a bunch of cars parked around and he was all like, "What are all these cars doing here?"  And I was all like "Oh, my neighbors were having a [happy] party."  So then he was like "WHAT!?  A [HAPPY] PARTY??"  And then I was like, "LOL no I'm just kidding."  And then he was all "Oh good, I was worried there for a second.  I thought you meant the other kind of [happy]."  So I thought about what the said and it was really funny and I laughed like crazy and I almost ruptured my aorta it was so funny I almost died.  Seriously if the odds were stacked against me I wouldn't be typing this; I would be dead from internal bleeding it was that damn funny.

[MagmarFire]

WAT

[Keaton]

lolwut

[Hi no Seijin]

WAT?!

[Darth Wyndisis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 

So in other words I almost laughed myself to death at something stupid.  Man, my chest still hurt when I woke up this morning.  I think somebody slipped something in my drinks last night because I really didn't have that much but I still feel kind of weird and all.