Classical Zelda Appeciation Club

[Zelda Veteran]

OYE!

Only post here if you have an above-average appreciation for classical Zelda games.  I do NOT mean Ocarina of Time or any 64bitsodomy like that, I mean the REAL classics.  Case in point:

The Legend of Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

etc.

Heck, even The CDI Series counts, I'm not that picky.

Preferably, post your favorite Zelda game, your favorite Item/Character in the game, and a brief description in case we don't remember that item/character-- along with why you like it.

ANY POSTS NOT ON-TOPIC, ANYTHING MOCKING OF CLASSICAL OR PROMOTING ANY RIVAL FACTIONS OF ZELDA WILL BE BALEETED OR EDITED TO MAKE YOU LOOK STOOPID.

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[Keaton]

Pardon me good sir, but would you mind not being a blatant jerk by performing actions such as you have by creating this thread?

[Zelda Veteran]

Evening gent! I find it explicitly despicable that a common handsome forum-goer, such as myself, cannot create/run/operate a club/party/hootenanny/hullabaloo devoted to the Legend of Zelda franchise in a location specifically conceived for such a club/party/hootenanny/hullabaloo. With all due respect, my fine sir, I believe it it is completely within my rights to do so. Have a good evening, and drive safe.

[Keaton]

Point well-taken, friend.  However, I find it irritating and downright rude that by creating said club/party/hootenanny/hullabaloo (such as you did), you were doing so in downright mockery of the thread which I had just so recently created myself.  In doing so, you have also merely pasted the text and altered it ever so slightly so as to the topic on hand.

That is complete and utter impoliteness, and I refuse to allow this act sort of gallivanting to go unnoticed.

[Zelda Veteran]

WELL I SAY!!


I believe it is he who makes false claims upon another gentleman in spite of his customers being attracted elsewhere is he who is deemed "rude" as you sayyesquite. I did not in any way, shape, or form mimic/mock your humble club for gents willing to seek other persons in the pursuit of happiness through classical music! I must say, your false accusations pierce my heart in that you would honestly suspect someone of my caliber of a wrong doing unto said "Club".

GENTLEMANLY EDIT:  My good sir, you appear to have mixed 'unto' and 'onto'.  The matter has been resolved, but goodness gracious, that could've proven nasty

[Keaton]

*twirls mustache*

Well my good sir, enough of drollery...

[Zelda Veteran]

Indeed.
It seems I'm not welcome around here.
I'll be packing my bags and moving to the industrialized "Chatville". I hear its much nicer, and you can say what you like freely! Well, I'm off!
Pip pip cheerio and all that rant!

[Keaton]

Would you be so kind as to see to it that the door is not stained by the vile putrescence of your hindquarters upon you exit?

[MasterKeyX]

Ahh, classical Zelda... the very fabric of my childhood, I must confess.

A Link tot he Past is my favorite of them all. Such depth. I have played through it countless times. And I simply love the music.