I'm warning you now.

[cacturnerules]

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT snort moist towelettes from Fridays.


You've been warned.

[TP Zelda]

wha?

[cacturnerules]

Don't do it.



I'm serious.

[TP Zelda]

*throws gobstoppers at you*

[Hi no Seijin]

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT snort moist towelettes from Fridays.


You've been warned.

What about moist towelettes from Saturday?

[Darth Wyndisis]

I knew someone who tried to snort sugar. 

How the hell do you snort a towelett anyway?

[cacturnerules]

No, Friday's as in T.G.I Fridays. As in


As in



Well, I was eating dinner there yesterday, and my little brother, while sanitizing his hands, said "whoa, this smells awesome!" So,  I opened mine, and took a good whiff. Some of it went in my nose, and the moist part of the towelette came off, and went up my nose. Pain does not begin to explain the experience of snorting a moist towelette.

[Zelda Veteran]

Wow.
That just plain sucks.
Hand sanitizer hurts too, believe me.

[Hi no Seijin]

The apostrophe might have tipped me off if you have included it, but I probably would have still made my joke.

ZV, why are you snorting hand sanitizer?

[Twilight Wolf]

The alcohol enters your bloodstream much faster that way.

[Hi no Seijin]

Ah.

[TP Zelda]

Lmao.

[Darth Wyndisis]

It's better to inject it straight into your bloodstream.

(Disclaimer: Don't do that, it will kill you.)

[cacturnerules]

Wait... you're not supposed to do that?


::)