Evil minions...

[daemonsage420]

Come my evil minions, now is the time to rise and take this world for ourselves.

*looks around*...Come on, COME. Yes come to me...
*still nothing happens*Damn it all. I'm gonna go get a burger.

[Evilbob]

you need an enchanted plank of wood nailed to a tree near my house, then you need to hit it with an enchanted twig. play this song to summon evil creatures H= high, L= low.
HLHHL LLHHH HLHLH [size=10]H[/size]

[daemonsage420]

Only thing I seem to be able to summon is fatigue and hunger.

[Evilbob]

tha'ts a start   :)

[daemonsage420]

Yeah at least I'm getting somewhere.