Funny Short Story Game

[Mysterious F.]

Rules: Create a funny, short story. That's all:

  One day, Tim Sauyir went up in his attic and found a button that said 'ON'. He pushed it.
  Suddenly, Adolf Hitler appeared and started singing heavy metal polka music.
  Then, the enitre world turned into a forest of licorice trees and gumdrop pathways and Ice Cream Sunday Mountains. The people all turned into Gummy Bears and the planet was renamed CandyLand. Soon other things, like Peanut Butter Swamps, Gingerbread Forests, Chocolate Rivers, and a city made entirely of candy were founded.
  Soon, though, the Oompa-Loompas of Planet L, under Willy Wonka's orders, invaded Candyland to gain control of it's valuable candy mines. The Gummybears were no match for the peaches shaped like Albert Einstein the Oompa-Loompa's weilded. Soon Candyland's citizens were massacred and Candyland became part of the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
  One day, though, the Oompa-Loompa's did something wrong and the planet exploded. Willy Wonka's Empire declined qucikly after that, and gave way for the Sith Empire to conquer the universe. Soon, though, the Empire split apart into North and South Dakota.
  Then a magical child from South Dakota found a Genie's Lamp and the genie from Aladin granted him 3 wishes. His first was for an unlimited supply of cheeseburgers. The second was for Harry Potter to appear and do some tricks for him.
  Harry Suddenly appeared on his broomstick, which was flying out of control, screaming and yelling.
  "Help! Help Me! Ron! Hermine! Do something! Help! Blimey! Blimey!"
  Suddenly, Harry fell off and landed on Dumbledore, who mysteriously appeared without being wished for.
  "It's all right, the old man broke my fall." Harry said. Dumbledore wasn't pleased, and deducted 5 babillion house poinmts from Gryffindor House.
  The third wish was for a magical pretty wand. Harry tried to steal it because it looked pretty, but the boy turned him into a pig.
  Back at home, he was having a cheeseburger with bacon on it, wondering why there's bacon on it. He then wondered if Harry liked bacon too, and then remembered he needed to turn him back from a pig into a human. He then thought he wouldn't like bacon because of once being a pig.
  He never saw Harry again, which striked him as odd.

[chicknumber2]

this is wat happened at school once i'll try to turn it into a story.

A few weeks ago me and my class mates were in a very warm class room ,we had just gotten a new maths teacher called mr frew  and he is sooooo borning . Everyone wanted mrs moodie back and wanted to get rid of mr garlend instead but sadly it was the other way round .Well this really cheeky guy called reese in our class was getting on mr frews nerves and then for some reason reese started holding his nose and mr frew asked him ,reese why are you holding your nose and reese replyed with ,  because i farted   .SAnd everyone in our class brushed out laughing and m,r frew got mad at reese and sent him out side . ;D ;D