List of Whocares' Questions

[Mysterious F.]

I'm making this topic ahead of time, so that if I ever have a question, I'll just post it here.

First question: Just how many lick does it take to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Second question:
Dear Ezlo, I have the embarising pictures of you that Jack used as Blackmail. Words cannot describe their disturbingness. What do you have to say for yourself?