Oh Noez!!!!11

[Gamefreak]

In Australia, Santa has been banned for saying the phrase:

Ho ho ho

Reason:  It offends the kiddies!!!!!!!

From now on, Santa will be saying the much more politically correct:

Ha ha ha

[Hi no Seijin]

Gasp!  What a tragedy!  The world will end!  Repent!  Repent! D:

[Mr. bubbles]

Are you bloody serious???

[Gamefreak]

I kid you not.

Also, it apparently offends all women as well.

[Hi no Seijin]

This wouldn't be a problem if people didn't have their heads in the gutter all the time.  Either that or they need to learn that words can have more than one meaning that isn't necessarily lewd.

[JDog]

Gasp... the horror, the rated R horror! jk

[Rev Rabies]

More like rated X  :P

[DW]

What's amazing is that his laugh has been around longer than pimps and hoes.

[Hi no Seijin]

Are you sure about that?  Because I could tell you how a certain word came about, and it could very well contradict that.

[MagmarFire]

Kind of makes you wonder what's going on in the minds of people these days... :-\

[Zelda Veteran]

Wow... Thats really retarded. The special kind of retarded that comes around once every republican presidency.

[Hi no Seijin]

Australia has Republican presidents?

[Commodore Axilon]

I believe they're called Liberals over there.