Gather round!

[UndercoverQuater]

Gather round and here the tale!

The tale about the day!

The day when the tale commenced!

Okay so I was like, in the forest.

And I saw a polar bear.

So I was like. Dude, why are you here?

And he was like "AHH! My home was global warmed! This used to be the north Pole"

And I was like no bro, it's dallas Texas

And he was like "Grr! Now I am gonna eat ya!"

And I was like Bro! Eat is just tea time backward.

So we had some marshmellows and went camping.

At first we weren't close friends. He smelled. But boy I grew to be good friends with that Polar Bear.

Then one day, a Helicopter broke down my garage door.

And I was like, AHH! Use the Door bell!

And it was like, "We are police, give us the polar bear it belongs in a zoo"

And so I said goodbye to him.

He then went on a rampage and killed 8 onlookers, the helicopter, and my neighbor's cat.

But I will never forget what I learned about friendship from him.

And this is my tale.

Oh yeah Zelda was at the tea time! ^_^

[SuperCoolBano]

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