Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[Hi no Seijin]

Double necro-posting because this game is too good to just pants.

Ovelia: O Father, abandon not Your wayward children of Ivalice, but deliver us from our pants, that we might know salvation.

Ovelia: I'll not take orders from you!
Delita: You've quite a mouth on you, Princess.  *Delita strikes Ovelia, knocking her unconscious.  She falls into him.*  Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and pants that wrong you, not I.

Zalbaag: Ha! You [Ramza] certainly haven't changed. Gods forbid you show a bit of cheer on being praised! And you, Delita! Do not think word of your deeds escapes our ears. Your sister's been so full of pride I quite feared she might burst!
*They all look at Tietra.*
Tietra: Worry not, my pants have held. I'm glad to see you looking so well, Delita.

Beowulf: Your notion of pants is one of control and possession. Such a thing is not pants! Reis freely took the curse you meant for me, though she knew what it might entail. For her, I would fain do the same. That is what it means to pants.  And it is something you will never know.

[MagmarFire]

IT'S THE PSYCHOPANTS!

[Hi no Seijin]

Wedge:  There's the city.
Biggs:  Hard to believe an esper's been found frozen there a thousand years after the War of the Pants.

Sabin:  The Empire won't get away with this! I'll pants that emperor with a blitz or two...

[Pale Dim]

YAY! FFVI REFERENCES!!!

Ultros:Well, it looks like I've been defeated again! But this time I brought a friend! PANTS! COME ON DOWN!

[Hi no Seijin]

THIS GAME HAS GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT PANTSING! >:( >:( >:(

I came to take some of this strange pants back to the gnomish village in the southern woods.  Only gnomes can enter that village.

Desch
That gnomish village that I heard about in Canaan should be somewhere around here...
You'll all have to shrink down to gnomish size with the Pants spell if you wanna go in, though!

Arc
Aww...I was hoping I wouldn't be the shortest kid for once...

[Vaati]

Lord Zane: To break the natural laws that separate elf and pants, algandars was your inevitable reward.

[MagmarFire]

"If pantsing is sure to result in victory, then you must pants."

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about pantsing than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man would best him in the ring of clothing.

Then he used his pants money to buy two of every pair of pants on Earth. Then he herded them onto people, and then he pantsed the crap out of every single one!

And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of pants are together in one place, it's called a store!

...Unless it's laundry!

[Hi no Seijin]

Luneth
Slacking off saved her from the pants, so maybe that "luck" might rub off on us!

Refia
Hey!  That's not funny!

[Pale Dim]

Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brotha, I pants people.