Funny Stories

Vaati · August 04, 2008, 10:02:15 AM

Just post a funny story that happened to you.

Well, this one time on the bus in the morning, my iPod ran out of battery and I was mad. So I was listening to what the kids in the back were talking about and I overheard:
Alberto: Why are you so skinny?! Are you anorexic or something?
Cecilia: What do you expect? I'm a girl!
Alberto: This ain't Auschwitz!

Takun · August 04, 2008, 10:22:07 AM

Lol. That was funny. Ok I got one.

It was the last day of school and my cousin and me were sticking our heads out the window of the buss yelling, "I LOVE YOU!"
And so, I yelled it out to this one dude and he sticks his head out the car and he's like "OMG! I LOVE YOU TOO! I LOVE YOOOOOOU!"

Vaati · August 05, 2008, 08:57:41 AM

lol, Funny!

This happened at Six Flags. I was on a roller coaster with my sister, and the ride had already ended, but we were waiting for the car in front of us to start. From where we were, you could see the people who were leaving the ride through the exit line down below. One of the guys lifted up his shirt and the guy sitting in front of us (he must have known him) said "Those are the best boobs I've ever seen!" Me and my sister started laughing.

Takun · August 06, 2008, 12:18:00 PM

Me and my friends flicked off the camera right when it took our picture. It was great.

Vaati · August 07, 2008, 10:37:13 AM

This one time at my aunt Caroline's baby shower, my cousin Anna was about four and she was wearing a Cinderella dress and twirling around saying "I'm a rainbow! I'm a rainbow!" and one of my cousin's (not Anna's brother) friends said "You're a rainbow?" Knowing that she was talking about a rainbow, and not a gay, but kind of asking her if she was saying she was gay. And Anna said "Well, I'm not really a rainbow. I'm just singing a song about one."

cacturnerules · August 21, 2008, 08:28:22 PM

when i went on a trip with camp, my friend saved the poncho from niagra falls, got a duck hat from cedar point, and got these sunglasses that the glass like, goes all the way to his ears, like cyclops from X men. when we stopped at a mall on the way back, he actually WORE all those together, and me and my friends were cracking up, and the people there just stared. and the best part, he got in trouble by the mall cops for disrupting the peace.It was sooooo funny!!!!!1!!!!!

Vaati · August 23, 2008, 05:52:58 PM

Ah! I remember Niagra Falls! I saved my poncho, too.

Anyway. This past year, a kid was trying to get on the activity bus, but he didn't have a pass. The bus driver (who reminds me of that old pedophile from Family Guy XD) wasn't going to let him on and the kid said "This is redonkulous!"

cacturnerules · August 24, 2008, 08:12:54 PM

hahaha!

Since it was a long trip to niagra falls, me and my fellow campers decided to do karaoke. then later, a counselor (who was like, 45,) went up to the mic (which was on the bus) and sung. here's the lyrics.

"bom bidi bom bo bom ba bom bom bidi don didi don di dang a dang dang digidigi don digidi bom bidi bom bo bom ba bom bom bidi don didi don di dang a dang dang digidigi don digidi bom bidi bom bo bom ba bom bom bidi don didi don di dang a dang dang digidigi don digidi..."

...

it was soooooooo creepy. everyone stared at him.

Vaati · August 25, 2008, 09:00:44 AM

Aahh! It's so weird when old people try to act cool.

Reminds me of a quote from Flash FM on GTA: Vice City "Don't you just hate old people who try to be trendy?"

Anyway, one week, our science teacher had to go to Mexico on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday to go to a wedding. Each days she was gone we had a different sub, the sub on Wednesday was really strict, the one on Thursday was sort of strict, Friday's wasn't strict at all. Thursday's sub was a guy named Mr. Randolph. At the beginning of class, we're supposed to say the pledge of allegiance while they say it over the intercom, but no one ever does. They just talk during the whole thing. The sub wasn't used to this, so he was saying the pledge while the kids in the back talked
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Sta--STOP TALKING! IT'S BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FLAG!!!" then a girl named Yessica said with that kind of "whatevuh" attitude. "You're being disrespectful by yelling at me!"

Then the sub for Friday was Mr. White. He had diabetes and had to check his blood sugar during class and he asked me and the kids in my group if we wanted to watch. I said "no" really quick, but he did it anyway.

I'm not grossed out by bloody movies, but I don't like it when someone else's blood that's not mine is near me. That's why I'd make a horrible doctor.