OKAY NOW I'M-

[TP Zelda]

LOL!!!!!

[Uximadesk]

Too bad.
One time a wave dragged me all over the sea floor, giving some marks that looked like Naruto whiskers.

[TP Zelda]

REALLY?

[Uximadesk]

yes, but only for like a week

[TP Zelda]

Darn... XD

[The Glamour Nazi]

Wow...

That's funny.

[Pale Dim]

I have several stories I'm going to tell you at one time. These are all from my Bike trip.

In the pre-ride to a campsite, I caught my bike on the side of the road, and flipped over several times. I got scars all over my body, the back of my shirt was torn, and, for some reason, I had something on my knee that I think was a spider bite. Don't know how it got there. It's gone now. But the scars, they remain.
Throughout the rest of the actual trip, I had several other crashes, tumbles, near-crash experiences with cars, and a near flight while going down a 10 degree hill. All my scars are still visible, but not as easy to see anymore.
-Going down a very twisting hill with a speed limit of 20 miles per hour, while going down at a speed of 25. One person almost went over the guardrails, and I went into a bush as a big, blue blur. I honestly thought I was dead. However, I did not like it when the group voted that as the funniest crash on the trip. *sigh*
-A nice, straight road, when a piece of debris, known to us as a small, thick stick, randomly came out of nowhere, and I skid along my side as a result.
-On a rainy day, we were going down a highway, and I crash into a pole that was supposed to prevent traffic from going off the side. OUCH. I blacked out, and woke up on the side of the road, and my bike was still making 360s in midair. I look back, and I think about how cool my bike looked in that position.
These are not in order, by the way.

[The Glamour Nazi]

That last one sounds so epic.

Today I saw a murder mystery dinner play.