I have a complaint.

[Twilight Wolf]

The goal of this letter is to bring about the demise of NBC's depraved schemes just as Charter 77 brought about the demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, NBC's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that expansionism is a noble goal) and therefore—not surprisingly—it always arrives at that very conclusion.

In order to convince us that its mottos are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos, NBC often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. NBC is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that it is utterly mistaken if it believes that it can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. There are many roads leading to the defeat of NBC's plans to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. I clearly insist that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to eschew besotted, drossy absenteeism.

As soon as NBC's loyalists glorify soporific, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities, their announcements will cease to keep the faith and instead will conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that NBC, already oppressive with its iconoclastic smear tactics, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that NBC seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, lawless, cruel psychics. It's unfortunate that NBC has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. Here's some news for people who are surprised by sunrise: NBC needs to internalize the external truth that I will renew my resolve to respond to its expositions. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Hi no Seijin]

The goal of this letter is to pants the demise of NBC's depraved schemes just as Charter 77 brought about the demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming pants on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random pants that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, NBC's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other pants, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that expansionism is a noble goal) and therefore—not surprisingly—it always arrives at that very conclusion.

In order to convince us that its pants are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos, NBC often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. NBC is reluctant to resolve pants. It always just pants the other way and hopes no one will notice that it is utterly mistaken if it believes that it can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. There are many pants leading to the defeat of NBC's plans to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. I clearly insist that all of these pants must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to eschew besotted, drossy absenteeism.

As soon as NBC's pants glorify soporific, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities, their announcements will cease to keep the faith and instead will conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that NBC, already oppressive with its iconoclastic smear pants, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that NBC seeks pants for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, lawless, cruel psychics. It's unfortunate that NBC has no real pants. It's impossible to debate important topics with pants that are so ethically handicapped. Here's some news for people who are surprised by sunrise: NBC needs to internalize the external truth that I will renew my resolve to respond to its pants. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[MagmarFire]

tl;dr

Summary?

[Keaton]

Conan is getting dropped unfairly and is most likely going to be replaced with Jay Leno.

I say he gets moved to Adult Swim, they're petitioning to get him anyhow.

[Twilight Wolf]

Yes, I hate NBC for what they're doing to Conan. To top it off, they're apparently getting angry at him for satirizing the whole thing, so they're going to be reading his monologue script every night before he airs.

I say he gets moved to Adult Swim, they're petitioning to get him anyhow.

Oh, no, Adult Swim? I hope not. If he goes there I won't be able to see him any more. ;_;

I hope he gets moved to Fox, myself; I know they voiced interest in him. It'd prove for some major competition for NBC still being on network TV, as well. Either way, NBC has screwed themselves over royally.

[TP Zelda]

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8D

Idk. I thought it'd be funny. o.o

EDIT: You fail if you laugh at that, btw.  :P

[Darth Wyndisis]

LOL

[Keaton]

I lol'd.