Silly E3 2007 predictions

[Hi no Seijin]

It is announced that the next Mario game will have tons of cameos of The Legend of Zelda instead of the other way around.

[iastreb]

the new game of Nintendo will be: Shoot Tingle in the head :P

[Hi no Seijin]

I perform a tap dancing routine to the Overworld Theme of the first Legend of Zelda.

[Gamefreak]

Dance Dance Revolution Zelda Edition.

'nuff said.

[Hi no Seijin]

That's a reason I'll play DDR for. ;D

Nintendo names me the director for the next Zelda game.  What will I add?  A mini-game where you can take any character from any game and kill them as many times you want. ;D

[Evilslayer]

Kill them? Torturing them slowly and painfully is much better.>]

[Hi no Seijin]

Whichever makes you happy. ;D

Nintendo gives out rewards for best Zelda fan sites.

[Gamefreak]

The Tingle Pinata.(can't put the little accent mark.)

It doesn't break.  All you do is hit it until you're bored. (which will be never.)

[MagmarFire]

Nintendo has announced that they have awarded Jack O'Reily with the "Best Zelda Site on the Internet Award" for killing Tingle after he captured the deadly photos of Ezlo. The world rejoices...until Tingle reincarnates and summons a ReDead army.

[Hi no Seijin]

Jack then leads the counterattack and is declared a world wide hero.  Except in Japan; he's hated there, but then Jack takes over Japan and shows the Japanese the true evil that is Tingle.  He is then declared a saint.

[iastreb]

like all of the people who sad that ;D