Oh noes!

[The Glamour Nazi]

If you want, I can fake my own kidnapping.  Except that probably won't work out so well, since if I was kidnapped, I most likely wouldn't have access to a computer.

Help, I've been sucked into the Internet?

[Pale Dim]

If you want, I can fake my own kidnapping.  Except that probably won't work out so well, since if I was kidnapped, I most likely wouldn't have access to a computer.

Help, I've been sucked into the Internet?

He shouldn't say Candlejack, or else

[Hi no Seijin]

If you want, I can fake my own kidnapping.  Except that probably won't work out so well, since if I was kidnapped, I most likely wouldn't have access to a computer.

Help, I've been sucked into the Internet?

Heh.  I wasn't thinking of him when I made my post.

[MagmarFire]

Ahem.