OMG GEORGE BUSH IS A SITH LORD!!!!!!!!111

[Gamefreak]

There's a skit in Robot Chicken when George Bush becomes a Jedi.

George Bush:At the Lincoln Memorial carving his name into the statue:Ha Saber beats rock.
The statue opens up and Abe Lincoln comes out.  Abe:Who dares question me
Bush: Um....who dares challenge my daring of......you......JERK!
Abe: It is I, ABE LINCOLN, who freed the slaves and--
Bush: Booooring, let's fight.
Abraham Lincoln and George Bush fight all over D.C.
Abe: If you strike me down, I shall become- Hey wait let me finish.
Bush kills him
Bush: Take that George Washington.

[Mysterious F.]

Abe becomes George Washington?!?!!?

[alex]

no silly!!!! george bush is such an idiot he thinks abe is george washington :D seeee????

[Mysterious F.]

GWB is stupid, we all know that.

[alex]

fo shizzle

[Darth Wyndisis]

No he is not.  It is a smear tactic.

[Gamefreak]

I know it contradicts my Republican beliefs, but it was just funny.

[Darth Wyndisis]

It is.

[ReFried ReDead]

Stinkin Liberals

[Darth Wyndisis]

If Bush is Sidious... who can be Yoda?  Better yet... who can be MACE WINDU?

[Gamefreak]

Yoda would be the biggest liberal ever.  So he's basically a composite character of:\

Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Tom Daschle
John Kerry
Howard Dean
Jimmy Carter
Ted Kennedy

[Darth Wyndisis]

The Force is strong with you.  A powerful Conservative you will become.  Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Quietus...