Worst Insult Ever Contest

[Mysterious F.]

I just thought of something: let's have a contest to see who can make up the worst insult.

[Rev Rabies]

this kinda goes against the rules if these insults are directed towards each other...

anyways, ill go first

Your mom is so dumb, she thinks a lightsaber has less calories!

[Mysterious F.]

Wasn't that from Robot Chicken?

You little Filthy-Mc-Nasty!

[Rev Rabies]

i could warn you for insulting a mod...

OH BURN!

[TP Zelda]

Lol... hmm...

I don't wanna do this because I don't wanna get in trouble, but... oh well.

Lint licker!!

[MasterKeyX]

Lint licker...?

Worst insult I ever heard...

"Your face is so scarred it looks like the surface of the moon."

I was just like... "Okay, no."

[Mysterious F.]

She got that of a commercial, I got mine from Fresh Prince, and Dr.Rabies got his off the Robot Chicken Star Wars special.

[MasterKeyX]

Mine is original!  :D (ftw!)

[Mysterious F.]

So let's see, only MasterKey counts. Unless I forgot to mention, only original insults count.

[Gamefreak]

Try to keep this clean.  

[DW]

My sister insults me all the time. She sucks at it. Here are some of her best (technically worst, but whatever):

"I'll kill you so fast you'll be dead before the bear hits the water!"

"You should buy a ferret, it looks just like you!"

"You're so fat an elephant thinks you're fat!"

[TP Zelda]

Yeah... Lol.

I have insults, but alot of them have curses in them... Hmm...

I swear, even when my brother unsults me really badly, I don't care, but later I usually end up crying because I was always bullied... so yeah..  8)

[Rev Rabies]

my brother called me a screw face yesterday when i bombarded him with dog toys

[Bboy94]

ur dum

ur dum

ur dum
ur dum
ur dum
ur dum   ur dum   ur dum   ur dum   ur dum  ur dum  ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum

THE BOMBARDMENT IS ENDLESS

[TP Zelda]

my brother called me a screw face yesterday when i bombarded him with dog toys

Lol! That sounds funny!!