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Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)

Started by Hi no Seijin, December 26, 2007, 10:34:28 PM

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Hi no Seijin

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Commodore Axilon

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The one with the emo kid was hilarious.

...If only because it had an emo kid, which I find hilarious.

Edit: On second thought, I don't even think emos eat food.

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Hi no Seijin

Real or fake, it's still pretty pathetic.  I mean, one greasy burger tastes the same as any other greasy burger, right?
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Commodore Axilon

A Whopper is not just some "greasy burger," it's, like, better...or something.

...

Man, I don't know. But you saw the people! They were ready to throw down some fisticuffs. Old school.

Fishalicious

I love the commercials, honestly, if only to watch them freak out.

I HATE SQUARE BURGERS. )<

And greasy burgers taste slightly different. I'd get mad, only because a BigMac/Wendy Burger is way less meat than a Whopper.

And a White Castle Burger is even smaller.

Takun

Obviously you have no experiance in the art of ze burger. Every burger is different.
Wendy's:Hot, not so juicy.
Big Mac: So mind numbingly delicious but horrible for your heart. The god of burgers.
Wopper: An imposter that is slowly creeping up on the Big Mac. Demigod of burgers.
Trust me, when I saw that comercial, I was getting my shoes on and telling my dad to start the car while I looked for my revolver.
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Hi no Seijin

While it may be my bias against fast food talking, it's still not that big a deal.  Burger King has other items on their menu, and the fact that those people couldn't just order something else is really pathetic.
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Takun

Yeah, especially the lady that got mad and said, can I speak to the manager please?
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Commodore Axilon

Who says they didn't? You realize the Whopper is the item that pretty much defines Burger King, right? Now it's apparently gone and these people'd like to know why! How can you, a self-defined fast food racist, tell these people what to do with their hard earned American cash? Who do you think you are?

in other words: people shouldn't take fast food commercials this seriously

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Takun

I say we combine the wopper big mac and wendy burger to make a delicious burger and that was americas main food source so it never ran out.
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Commodore Axilon

Until they all died of massive heart failure, of course.

Hi no Seijin

Quote from: Commodore Scorpio on December 28, 2007, 01:33:18 PMWho do you think you are?
I think I'm the guy with the axe who is the voice of reason.
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darkphantomime

would someone mind giving the links to the vids? Not all of us watch TV, you know.

Takun

well at least then wed all die together. ;)
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