Ironies

[Hi no Seijin]

I, Hi no Seijin, the Sage of Fire, was burnt.  *hangs head in shame*  Curse you, you delicious glob of instant mashed potatoes! >:(

[kamakaziplumber]

Ha ha!

It looks like mashed potatoes have surpassed you in taming the power of heat, eh, Hi no Seijin? Maybe you should be demoted to the Sage of Luke Warm.  ;)

[Hi no Seijin]

That would be if fire had burnt me.  And I already revenged myself; those were some good mashed potatoes.  That wouldn't have happened if I wasn't in a hurry and was making mashed potatoes from scratch.  Are you trying to be the next Sage of Fire or something.  *eyes kamakaziplumber suspiciously*

[kamakaziplumber]

Maybe... Or maybe I'm the Sage of Mashed Potatoes! And  now I must avenge the horrible death of one of my spud comrades!

Cook with one eye open...

[Hi no Seijin]

I eat your spuds! :P

[kamakaziplumber]

I eat your fire, then.

[Hi no Seijin]

My plan to give you heartburn has worked.  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Okay, next irony!

[dragon lord]

there is a word<(i forget what.) that means spelet how it sounds. you can guess what im going to say next

[Hi no Seijin]

Onomatopoeia is what you are looking for.

Moo!

[dragon lord]

i guess

[MagmarFire]

Greenland: it's not green, and there's (virtually) no dry land. What's up with that!? ;D

[dragon lord]

and iceland is more landish, rather than iceish.

[MagmarFire]

Yeah. I think that's pretty ironic.

[Jack]

Greenland: it's not green, and there's (virtually) no dry land. What's up with that!? ;D

The Vikings (actually Leif Erikson) called Greenland that name to trick settlers to coming to his settlement there.

[Mysterious F.]

That reminds me, Iceland is greener than Greenland and Greenland is Ice-c-er than Iceland. Weird.