Come All Naruto Fans! ^^ Spoilers (Fairly warned be ye)

[JDog]

Did you guys know they made a videogame for Naruto? I seen it for the PS2 today, it might be fun... but Im not sure.

[Zelda Veteran]

Um... they've made quite a few :P where have you been man?

[JDog]

remember, I've never heard of Naruto till like last month.

[Zelda Veteran]

once again, where have you been?! :P

[JDog]

remember, Im not a huge fan of anime?

[Zelda Veteran]

But you are a fan of Zelda, which lead you to the desert colossus, which brought you into contact with members like Akatsuki, Shikamaru Nara, GameFreak, and I.

[Gamefreak]

2. Having a name and being under 60 automatically make you exempt from death, unless you're evil.  Exceptions are rare.

Asuma and The Fourth fall into the exceptions.

Here's something that I thought was funny, it's a joke explanation of Team 7  I found.  I'll let you figure out who's who.

Clash of the Super Main Characters! Team 13.2 goes Wild One Hour Special!!

Locked in a vicious love triangle and a forever-ongoing mission to recover Scarecrow's lost brain, Team 13.2 is essentially an assembly of people from dysfunctional families who had come together to form another sort of family. Ideally. However, Sausage's betrayal has screwed it up completely, possibly rendering the ambient dysfunctionality levels worse than they were to begin with. It is named team 13.2 after the average number of times Whatsherface utters "Sausage-Kun" per minute (SKpM). Mercifully, since Sausage has gone to Lord Voldemort in search of power, the "13.2" is no longer applicable and the remaining three members are just sorta known as "That team over there" nowadays.

Scarecrow - Some guy addicted to porn, who managed, in an accident years earlier, to lose both his brain and his left eye. Although he quickly managed to lay a hand on a spare eye by arranging for the death of one of his teammates, he never quite figured out a method to restore his brain and has been searching for the legendary Wizard of Oz ever since. Fortunately for him, though this disability renders him mostly incapable of speech, not constantly pouring forth a torrent of idiotic stuff from the mouth is often regarded, in Konoha, as a sign of unrivaled genius. His implanted eye suffers from severe internal bleeding and infections, causing it to appear very red with spots of black here and there, but due to mental instability he is absolutely certain that this is because God has blessed his eye allowing him to see the future, nullify nearby explosions by replacing them with puppies, and make stuff explode by staring at it. He also likes to read cheap adult graphic novels while fighting. He is known to be one of the only 2 people to become an ANBU and live.

Smoochiha Sausage - The arrogant, even-minded sole survivor of the formerly powerful Smoochiha Sausage Stand Corporation -- which was brought to its knees and the verge of bankruptcy by Hibachi, his evil brother. Sausage is the main character of the series, although a fringe cult of deluded Swirlamagig fans claims otherwise. His ambition is avenging and resurrecting his fallen clan, or in more blunt terms, killing Hibachi. Sausage is overall a very talented ninja and has even inherited the Smoochiha's powerful genetic ability, Shenanigans, but his unrelenting fixation on gaining even more power has led him to defect from Cojona village to seek guidance from Lord Voldemort, gaining odd duck-like wings and lipstick in the process. Only character not to be rendered obsolete by Whatsherface. He is also a secret lover of Pokemon and cocoapuffs.

Whirly Swirlamagig - Nothing useful comes from this kid. He is Sausage's teammate and rival, and doesn't really compare to Sausage even when he releases the terrible, hidden, above-average, special attack rating of the Ninetales sealed within him, which often causes severe nasal trauma and bleeding from the eyesockets. He idolizes the late Numbuh Four and has deluded dreams to someday take over the village. Is easily mistaken by others for a Pikachu, when in reality is a Vulpix, ready to evolve into a Ninetails after finding the legendary fire stone. Aside from his infamous ramen addiction, Whirly is renowned for his distinctive fighting style:

1.Charge in blindly from the front without any use of strategy whatsoever. Get OWNed. (Wield a pointy weapon for bonus points.)
2. Attempt a technique from the vast accessible repertoire of approximately five, out of which three are of any conceivable use.
3.Completly ignore the context of the situation and the probability that the enemy just might be omg fast and omg strong and possessing of a cheesy secret ability that the attack will only serve as a cannon fodder stage for the demonstration of. Get OWNed.
4. Duplicate self to myriad copies. Have each copy individually attempt steps 1 and 2. Get Owned.
(Optional) Duplicate self into myriad copies, then stand there doing absolutely nothing while the bad guy picks them off one by one with balls of lightning or bone swords. Then actually wonder why it didn't work.
5. Continue getting OWNed.
6. Have a tear-jerking emotional flashback.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 while inside tear-jerking emotional flashback.
8.Have the very disorienting recursive loop mercifully teminated by opponent countering with their own tear-jerking emotional flashback.
9. Construct a plan so flabbergastingly dumb as to morph with the very simple action of finding the enemy to, by purely semantic logic, leave them dumbfounded.
10. Attempt that jutsu. Sucky enemy eliminated DC-14, non-sucky enemy eliminated on a natural 20. Previous emotional flashbacks lend a cumulative +1 bonus.
11.(Previously) Yaaaarggggggh. Get angry, have eyes turn red, grow fangs, shout out in agony and despair, grow tail and red fur. Charge in. Unless you are either fighting Bebi Vegeta or are still in 2003 and in the midst of the chuunin exam arc, get OWNed.
12.(Currently) Recall the damages of going all Yaaaaaargh. Refuse to go all yaaaarrggh. Pursue alternative source of power via training. Until that is accomplished, get OWNed. Repeatedly.


Swirlamagig's main characteristic is his guts and determination. Also being a rather annoying and pointless main character of some description. Since this is equally displayed by Whatsherface, he has now been rendered obsolete and is expected to gradually fade out of the storyline as events progress.

Haruno Whatsherface- By all objective criteria that could reasonably be applied, she is the most useless character to ever appear in an important battle, full stop. Little is known about the mysterious Whatsherface. Nobody has ever met her family, her childhood is smoke and mirrors, and most suspiciously of all, she appears to have no background, distinctive personality quirks, or childhood trauma whatsoever. How she outwitted the Cojona bureaucracy and managed to become a teenager despite this is hotly debated among fans. She's obviously in love with Sausage, but has, in recent manga chapters, said something which can be interpreted to mean she's starting to have romantic feelings for Swirly, so now fans are going to be confused until, well, basically until Koizumi feels like it. In two years of arduous tranining whatsherface has developed Smashy Smashy no Jutsu, a terribly intricate technique of supreme strategic prowess consisting of punching stuff really hard, usually causing it to break. When she gets angry she tends to go into "Jigglypuff form", an inner form of Whatsherface in which she plots sending people to sleep so she can draw on them with a sharpie marker. Most notably, Haruno Whatsherface emerged from relative non-importance and obscurity to a state where her ambivalent romantic feelings and angst have all but swallowed the series whole and rendered most other characters redundant.

[Zelda Veteran]

Yeah, last week, My cousins and I took turns reading the whole thing. We laughed till we cried.

[Gamefreak]

Yeah, it took me awhile to edit it.  The site I got it from swears alot.

[Mysterious F.]

I don't have time to read it!!!!!

[Gamefreak]

Oh it's not that long, and it's really funny.

[Zelda Veteran]

Im so dissapointed. I cant find a Shino to fight. He's the only one i have to beat with sasuke to complete "Sasuke's Quest for Power" which is needed in order to earn the sound four. Oh yeah, this is naruto arena. The greatest combination is Sasuke, Kiba, and Temari.

[Gamefreak]

I think Sakura is the most useless character in the series.  It seems every guy in the series likes her, except the guy who's name she says every 5 seconds.

[Zelda Veteran]

lol! So true, She's useless in Naruto Arena too. And if Hinata says "Naruto-Kun" one more flippin time, i'm gonna tear my brain out and eat it.

[Gamefreak]

Hinata is equally as useless, but she can make laser beams come out of her hands.