Where are the female Gorons?

[TP Zelda]

Oh... yey!!   I'm speachless for some odd reason...  

[DW]

maybe because this is your moment of greatness, and you have just made a theory which could revolutionize the way the forums think. Be proud MCRF, you deserve it.

[TP Zelda]

Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey!!!!!   Ok, yeyeyey! Ok that's all.  

[Eralk Fang]

Just a tidbit I thought would be useful over here.

The Gorons' favorite honorific, brother, is not gender-specific. In Twilight Princess, they address Ilia as such (the quote is something like "Our brother here has lost her memory!", I believe- if anyone has the specific one on hand, please correct me). Since Ilia is quite obviously a female human, perhaps the Gorons have a dim concept of gender?

[Commodore Axilon]

Maybe they just can't tell female humans from male humans.

Edit: Woah, wait. They quite obviously say "her" there. Maybe "brother" is non-gender specific?

Edit2: Man, I'm a friggin' moron. You already said that in your post. I don't see what you're confused about then.

[Twilight_Sage]

I suppose...that would mean the Zoras reproduced sexually if the prince had a mother, would it not? Since they had a familial relationship....Then again, no father was mentioned...

I assume you are talking about the prince from TP. But was it not the princes father/the queens husband that made Links shiny new tunic? (that lets him breathe under water) Correct me if i'm wrong.

[Commodore Axilon]

Yes. The King was Ralis's father.

[Potato_King]

But now onto the next theory...where do Heart Containers come from?!

When Gorons die (or just get to old and are knocked off anyway) do their Heart Containers get put into new Gorons? If so, where did the first Heart Contrainers come from...

Discuss!

[Commodore Axilon]

How 'bout Gorons reproduce through good ol' sexual reproduction!

Oh, and by the way, I think Heart Containers/Pieces are just game mechanics.

[Potato_King]

Shun the non-believer! =P

[Mysterious F.]

A heart container came out of the crying Yeto and Yeta after you beet the 5th dungeon. During the end credits another one rose from the mansion. (I don't want to know......) Mabye that's where they come from...

[DW]

Shun the non-believer! =P

Shuuuunn!!!

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn-ah!

I love that video. anyways, I think Heart Containers are created by many methods, such as extreme love and heroic deeds like killing bosses.

[Hi no Seijin]

How 'bout Gorons reproduce through good ol' sexual reproduction!

That's not as fun as discussing methods of asexual reproduction.

Oh, and by the way, I think Heart Containers/Pieces are just game mechanics.

Let's try not bringing in game mechanics unless we're writing humor pieces.  How'd you like if some dude randomly came up to you and said, "I drew you!"

[DW]

I would feel like I had lost an entire dimension...

[Eralk Fang]

After all, the in-game characters have their own concepts about Heart Containers and Heart Pieces. A woman in The Minish Cap refers to a Heart Piece as a jewel or ruby. Gorons are usually associated with rubies...