Funny Jokes

[Gamefreak]

Are you talking about me or Newby?  because I've talked with Jack quite a few times.

[newbkyng]

you guys are being retarded.

[JDog]

1. I was talking to Newby

2. Its the Joke Center is it not.

3. I don't like people who call me names.

[newbkyng]

i wasnt calling you a name i was describing you. If i was calling you a name I'd say retard

[Gamefreak]

Yeah, but insulting other users is against the rules.

[JDog]

A GF if I call you by your User Name is that insulting?

[Gamefreak]

Obviously not, do you think I wouldn't name myself gamefreak without expecting others to call me so?

[JDog]

That was Kind of a Joke.

[Zelda Veteran]

you guys are being retarded.

your pushing it newbkyng.
1) No profanity. (even though it was funny
2) No insulting board members
3) thats 2 warnings on one topic

[JDog]

Should I lock this Topic?

[Gamefreak]

You can't lock a topic that isn't yours.  That power falls down to mods and Jack.

[alical]

A duck walks into a post office and says " Do you have any corn?".
The post office assistant says " No we dont have any corn"
The next day the duck goes in again and says " Do you have any corn?"
The post office assistant says " No we dont have any corn" In a slightly angry voice.
The next day the duck comes in and says " Do you have any corn?"
The post office assistant shouts "NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY CORN IF YOU ASK THAT AGAIN I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE COUNTER!!!!!"
The next day the duck goes into the post office and says " Do you have any nails?"
The post office assistant says "No"
The duck says " do you have any corn?"
HAHAHA

[JDog]

You can't lock a topic that isn't yours.  That power falls down to mods and Jack.

Actually I started this topic.

[Gamefreak]

Oh, well it seems to be pulling itself together, so I wouldn't lock it.

[JDog]

Ok, I'll keep it going, just as long as everyone keeps the jokes funny, not sick.