Help me decide something...

[Commodore Axilon]

Why don't you like the Goron tunic anyway?

FACT: Fire is far more dangerous than water. I mean, come on. Which is worse: getting wet, or getting burned to death?

FACT: Red is a better color than blue.

FACT: Gorons are about 80 hojillion times cooler than Zoras. Zoras suck.

FACT: The Fire Temple is better than the Water Temple. Nyah.

FACT: There is nothing analogous to the Goron tunic in TP. Smart move on its part, if you ask me.

FACT: Zoras suck. Oh, wait, did I already say that? Damn straight. And it bears repeating, son.

[darkphantomime]

I love your flagrant use of ironic and sarcastic opinions.

[Commodore Axilon]

FACT: Adding "FACT:" to the beginning of a statement automatically makes said statement true.

[darkphantomime]

Fact: Irony is a peach of platonis' sardonic melancholy when mixed mit melons of abysmal toasts, while microwaving the cornupicia of stewed jacks. Plastic broth is a treat best reserved for acidic inspiration, thus sour cream makes morbid the mutiny of moreso moment musiceaux.

[Zoratunic]

Let me explain it to you...

FACT: Fire is far more dangerous than water. I mean, come on. Which is worse: getting wet, or getting burned to death?

How many times do you really need to use the Goron tunic though?

FACT:OPINION: Red is a better color than blue.

Fixed that for you

FACT:Gorons Zoras are about 80 hojillion times cooler than ZorasGorons. Zoras Gorons suck.

I'm like an error fixing machine here! :)

FACT: The Fire Temple is better than the Water Temple. Nyah.

You gotta admit that it takes a awesome species to make the hardest dungeon in the game.

FACT: There is nothing analogous to the Goron tunic in TP. Smart move on its part, if you ask me.

I know, isn't that awesome!

FACT: Zoras Gorons suck. Oh, wait, did I already say that? Damn straight. And it bears repeating, son.

Do I have to send you to a "which race is better" class or something?

[darkphantomime]

People have somehow managed to get stuck with BOTH temples.

[Commodore Axilon]

How many times do you really need to use the Goron tunic though?

You're absolutely right. I remember using the Zora tunic all the freakin' time, man. Oh, wait...

FACT:OPINION: Red is a better color than blue.

Fixed that for you

Wrong. Red is better. Not my problem you can't listen to reason.

FACT:Gorons Zoras are about 80 hojillion times cooler than ZorasGorons. Zoras Gorons suck.

I'm like an error fixing machine here! :)

lol fish ppls r so kool am i rite

You gotta admit that it takes a awesome species to make the hardest dungeon in the game.

Gerror. Does not follow. Gerror.

I know, isn't that awesome!

Yeah, the Goron tunic wouldn't disgrace itself by appearing in such a subpar Zelda game. Glad you understand my point.

FACT: Zoras Gorons suck. Oh, wait, did I already say that? Damn straight. And it bears repeating, son.

Do I have to send you to a "which race is better" class or something?

This class, does it offer refreshments and/or snacks?

[Bboy94]

Commadore, that was ignorant. Face it, Zora's beat Gorons. Just becasue their tunic is tons better doesn't make them better.

Also Blue > Red. Red hates men (cookie if you understand).

In truth, Magic Armour > ALL. Finally a use for all that extra money. And invincability > protection from heat.

[Commodore Axilon]

oh man ur rite im sorry

i hope we can all still be freinds

Edit: Bboy, you jerk. "Commadore"? 50 points from Gryffindor.

[Bboy94]

>_>

Take a joke man, I wasn't being serious.

[Commodore Axilon]

Now that's what we call "ironic*". I would've thought the "Gryffindor" thing would've clued you in that I was joking as well. Calling me "Commadore" is a mild annoyance, at best.

*"It's like ray-hee-aiin on your wedding day."

[Zoratunic]

Commadore, that was ignorant.

I never knew he was an old computer system...
(look up commadore 64 on wikipedia if you don't get it)

lol fish ppls r so kool am i rite

ya rly fish ppls r bettr thn r0ck ppls! :D

[Kairi]

Why don't you like the Goron tunic anyway?


FACT: Red is a better color than blue.

FACT: Gorons are about 80 hojillion times cooler than Zoras. Zoras suck.

FACT: The Fire Temple is better than the Water Temple. Nyah.

FACT: There is nothing analogous to the Goron tunic in TP. Smart move on its part, if you ask me.

FACT: Zoras suck. Oh, wait, did I already say that? Damn straight. And it bears repeating, son.

Those are all opinions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:(  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

[Rev Rabies]

kairi your post is streching the page farther that stretch armstrong's arms, please edit it ^_^

[Evilbob]

oh my.

I'll fix it.

FACT: Zoras & Gorons both suck compared to... ZORONS!
FACT: Spelling stuff wrong makes you look like a language murdering scumbag, jok or not
FACT: I know what I'm doing, I'm Evilbob.