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Started by Axel, July 15, 2008, 03:57:14 PM

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Fishalicious

I woke up at 4 AM this morning, and proceeded to watch VH1's music videos.

For some reason, all the commercials are in this box thing. I don't know why, and it's kind of annoying, since it cuts off the top right corner of the commercial...

I also really liked Starburst commercials. "These Starburst are so juicy!"

"It's a good thing we're wearing these wetsuits."

And Skittles and 7UP... or whatever that subliminal messages commercials were. They're so bizarre, I love them.

Keaton

HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I WANT YOU TO BUY THIS PRODUCT

Seriously though, commercials are only getting stupider because the target audience is getting stupider.  Sad, but true.

TP Zelda

There's this commercial over here, it's a "Just For Men" commercial. (It's hair dye for men to cover up gray)

There's these two little girls and they walk up to their dad and say, "Dad, it's time." He puts down the newspaper and his (obviously fake) gray hair stands out, then they push out the box, put their heads together and say "Please?"

Then he's at dinner with this lady and he takes a picture with his phone and sends it to them and they high-five and say "Yes!"

Keaton

...the sad thing is that it's actually selling the product.

Twilight Wolf

That is the worst commercial of all time.

I want to barf every time I see it.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

Keaton

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 15, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
That is the worst commercial of all time.

I want to barf every time I see it.

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE-EIGHT-EIGHT

TWO THREE HUNDRED

EMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE

(today)

Zelda Veteran

I'll tell you whats terrible.



My real Poison team in BW2. They all have perfect natures and EV's. I went the extra distance and bred the right IV's into them. Come at me bro.

Keaton

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 15, 2008, 11:38:52 PM
I'll tell you whats terrible.




I actually find those commercials to be some of the funniest out there.

Sometimes I catch myself whistling the tune to myself.  :\

Twilight Wolf

Quote from: The DHARMA Initiative on July 15, 2008, 11:38:43 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 15, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
That is the worst commercial of all time.

I want to barf every time I see it.

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE-EIGHT-EIGHT

TWO THREE HUNDRED

EMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE

(today)

Never seen it.

Oh, and ZV, I think that "Bob" guy's face is made of plastic. Notice how it never shifts from that creepy grin...
What, you expect me to say something witty?

TP Zelda

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 15, 2008, 11:40:39 PM
Quote from: The DHARMA Initiative on July 15, 2008, 11:38:43 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 15, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
That is the worst commercial of all time.

I want to barf every time I see it.

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE-EIGHT-EIGHT

TWO THREE HUNDRED

EMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE

(today)

Never seen it.

Oh, and ZV, I think that "Bob" guy's face is made of plastic. Notice how it never shifts from that creepy grin...

And his face is way to shiny.

Zelda Veteran

I agree with the both of you.
His face does seem fake.
I mean... I'd love to see him get kicked in the crotch and see if he's still smiling so hard.

My real Poison team in BW2. They all have perfect natures and EV's. I went the extra distance and bred the right IV's into them. Come at me bro.

Keaton

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 16, 2008, 12:39:06 AM
I agree with the both of you.
His face does seem fake.
I mean... I'd love to see him get kicked in the crotch and see if he's still smiling so hard.

Didn't you know?  One of the side effects of his ridiculously enhanced manhood is an armadillo-type shielding.

DW

Personalized condom? I can see how that might come in handy.
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Keaton

Quote from: Awesome Ninja on July 16, 2008, 12:50:23 AM
Personalized condom? I can see how that might come in handy.

I want one!  On it, it should say, "If you can read this, I just lied."

Axel

#29
Um I think you guys are getting a bit off topic, remember this is in the General Discussion board.
anyway, I hate the kidz bop commercials. They think they're good and stuff, but really they just ruin the songs. lol Like I'll write you a love song, I used to like that song. but those little bratz ruined it. lol bratz