How bout some jokes.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Make it non-specific.  Just replace blond with idiot.

[daemonsage420]

Fat chicks need love too........but they gotta pay.

[MagmarFire]

There were these three construction workers, one Mexican, one Italian, and one...idiot. It was currently lunchtime, so they dug into their lunches. However, they complained because they got the same thing over and over again.

"If I get tacos one more time, I'm going to jump off this girder," the Mexican complained first (they were on top of a 100 foot tall building in the middle of construction).

The Italian man did the same by saying, "If I get spaghetti one more time, I'll jump, too!"

Sparks flew out of his ears as the idiot did the same when he said, "If I get a ham sandwich once more, I'll jump, as well!"

The next day, they repeated the same things that they did the previous day: they went to work swiftly, and when it was lunchtime, they sat down and opened their lunch bags.

The Mexican opened up his bag and found a taco inside. Therefore, he jumped off the girder to his death. The Italian opened his bag, too, and sure enough, there was a bag of spaghetti lying inside. He jumped off the building, facing the same fate as the Mexican. As the Italian hit the ground, the idiot opened his lunch and found a ham sandwich inside. He jumped off the building and died a few seconds later.

At their funeral, the workers' wives were having a discussion of toil.

"If only I knew that he didn't want tacos, I wouldv'e given him a burrito!" the Mexican's wife cried.

"If only I gave him a bag of tortellini, he probably would still be here!" the Italian's wife cried at the same intensity.

They then looked at the idiot's wife, expecting a similar eulogy, but she simply said, "Hey, don't look at me; he made his own lunch."

[Howl]

Ha that was funny
There was a magic mountain, where if you jump off and say 1 word you'll turn into what you said. So 3 men went up on the mountain. The 1st man jumped off and said ''Eagel'' he turned into a eagel and flew away. The 2nd man did the same thing. Then the 3rd man tripped and fell off and said ''Cr*p'' and he turned into a pile of poo.
Moral: Never cuss on a mountain

[Mysterious F.]

Some guy asked a guy with a golf club (he was about to hit the golf ball) and asked "What's 4x1?", and the golfer screamed "FOOORE!" .

[MagmarFire]

HAHAHAHA! That was good, you guys!

[Mysterious F.]

Yes, my joke is funny. I thought of it myself.

[dragon lord]

one day at a kindergarden the teacher was reading chicken little. she got to the part when chicken little came to the farmer and said "the sky is falling!"and then the teacher asked what the class thought the farmer said. a little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. the girl said,"i think the farmer said:'OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING CHICKEN!!!'"

[Mysterious F.]

That is funny. SPLEEEEE!!!

[dragon lord]

here is one my mother got off the internet. ;D."when i was 6 months pregnant with my third child, i was in the bathroom looking at my belly, wondering how much longer. then my eldest girl ran up to me and asked:"Mommy, areyou getting fat?" looking at my stomach."no,"i replied,"a baby is growing in my tummie.". "oh."she said."is a baby growing in your butt too?"

[Jack]

I heard a variation of that about muffins in an oven.

Yeah, that's my standard "lamer" joke.

Great for breaking the ice or making someone think you're a moron.

Here's another lame one:

What has four legs and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree and hit you?

A piano.

[Mysterious F.]

You're right! It was lame.

[dragon lord]

ARE YOU SAYING IM A MORON?!?!?!IM NOT A MORON!!im more of an idiot.

[MagmarFire]

Here's another lame one:

What has four legs and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree and hit you?

A piano.

I actually found that pretty funny.  ;D

[Mysterious F.]

I must have bad taste in things then.