I HATE EVERTHING

[Darth Wyndisis]

I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE ALL HUMANS ARE DIRTY AND INFERIOR TO US KOKIRIS! ;)
LONG  LIVE KOKIRI PRIDE!
WHILE HUMANS ARE OLD AND  BUTT-UGLY AT 100 YEARS OLD WE KOKIRIS ARE STILL YOUNG AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!

I hate 95% of you because I hate Kokiries but I am also 5% Kokiri myself (ashamed to say).

[MagmarFire]

Do you hate me, too, considering that I am NOT a Kokiri?

[Howl]

No

[Hi no Seijin]

I'm 25% Kokiri, 25% Sheikah, and 50% Hylian.  And most of the humans I know aren't that bad.  The other humans are scumbags.  My sniper squirrels will be happy for the targets. ;D

[saria returns]

Lucky you.
most of the human i know are a big bunch of cupcakes. they are brude selfish racist greedy and evil beingz

[Evilbob]

When I was alive I was a human and I hate humans so I shot the nearest human... me.

[Hi no Seijin]

The attributes that my sniper squirrels despise.  They shall awaken the wrath of the sniper squirrels. It is not a pretty sight when the SS get done.

[MagmarFire]

When will they be completed?

[Hi no Seijin]

I'm always recruiting more squirrels for "the cause," if that's what you mean.  And I keep on looking for weapon upgrades for them.  I'm getting them ready for undersea combat now. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

I'm a Goron. I lived in the Goron City in Labrynna (the one with the games), but I immigrated there from Hyrule after Agnahim took power. He hated Gorons and wanted to get rid of them. So he cursed our precious tower and made it poison our air. Many Gorons turned into monsters, but I escaped at the last minute. After terrorists destroyed my home in Labrynna, I moved to the Goron City in Holodrum, but because of the freezing summer temperatures (about -7 degrees F!), it is hard to feel comfortable here. I'm planning on moving to the Great Sea and buy my own island.  

[MagmarFire]

It's the Private Oasis, right? You might want a ReDead exterminator. ;)

[Hi no Seijin]

All of my sniper squirrels are now proficient in arrow magic.  For you, I can give a friend discount.  The price would now be $1,000. ;)

Just kidding.  It will be free.  Just give the SS a call and tell them Hi no Seijin is your friend.

[Mysterious F.]

Actually, it's Bomb Island, goro. Private Oasis is still owned by the Hero family, goro.

[Aero]

Cuz humans suck deku nuts ;D :D

Hey, don't bad mouth deku nuts! We deku scrubs use it as threat if no one buys our stuff!

[Hi no Seijin]

That's why I don't like Dekus.  You guys need to find a better way to attract customers.