The Most Incredible Story Ever!

[BaconWarrior]

"SPOOOON!" and attacked when suddenly....

[o0Zelda0o]

Epona ran out, circled around for about 10 times and droped down dead.

[iastreb]

Then Link said:" I need a new horse, I'll be damned. Good thing I'm young so I can just go 7 years in the future, take another horse, warp it to the Temple of Time, and...."

[BaconWarrior]

"Be back in time to eat pudding!"  

[iastreb]

But then Malon comed and said: "WTH Link what did you do with my horse???" And Link calmly responsed: "I..."  

[BaconWarrior]

"..was simply taking her for a walk" and Malon responded..

[iastreb]

"Thats the 5th horse this week! Shame on you!!!"    

[BaconWarrior]

"But I has to sell the rest for pudding" Link said

[iastreb]

"Pudding... OMG My dad pwn it."   Then Link was like...

[BaconWarrior]

"Oh no you didnt" and he began to walk off with the horse when.....

[iastreb]

Harry Potter started to sing Elvis  

[BaconWarrior]

"The horror!" screamed Link as he...

[iastreb]

...was chokeslamed by The Big Show and Kane   And then, the amazing Spiderman showed up and starterd...

[BaconWarrior]

Dancing!

[iastreb]

Dancing!

Thats why I thought  

And after Link taking care of The Big Show and Kake with some final smashes   he headed to the ospital...