Vaati Has No Speaking Roles

[Vaati]

And also, there ARE Gerudos in FSA.

We're getting kinda off topic...

[DW]

...what is the topic?

[Vaati]

Well, Vaati having no speaking roles. I seriously wonder how the heck he talks as much as eats withotu a mouth.

[DW]

like I said, the eyeball thing is a robot and Vaati is inside with a megaphone...

[Vaati]

How could he eat with a megaphone? Just kidding, he's probably his Minish form inside his humanoid form inside his demon form inside his eyeball form.

[DW]

  I never knew anybody with so many layers.Like an onion. Or Shrek.

[Vaati]

Lol. And inside his Minish form is a flea...nah, Vaati's not a flea. (Huggles Vaati plushie) Are ya, Vaati.

[DW]

no, hes nothing near as disgusting as a flea, just a giant floating eyeball.

[Vaati]

Yeah, and a cute little Minish and sexy wind sorcerer.  

[DW]

ookaay....keep in mind, this is a video game character...

[Vaati]

Well, my friend thinks Sora from Kingdom Hearts is hot, so she knows what it's like.  

[DW]

Is she trying to look like him though?

[Vaati]

Actually, yes.   She's wants to spike her hair.  

[DW]

  :-[you guys need to get hobbies...that aren't other people...

[Hi no Seijin]

That isn't other people?  Oh darn.  And I so wanted to go around and petrify every Esuna-casting white mage I see.

So would a human be a cross breed between gerudo and Hylian, like a mule is a donkey and horse's offspring?

Not really.  Humans can apparently reproduce; Bippin and Blossom are humans, and they have a son.  Mules, however, are unable to reproduce.  Plus, the resulting child of a Hylian and Gerudo (assuming the Gerudo exiles herself from her race, which I would imagine dispell the magic in their blood keeping them all female) could either look like a Hylian except for the color of skin or a Gerudo except for the pointed ears.  It all depends on genetics.

Getting back on topic:

Well, Vaati having no speaking roles. I seriously wonder how the heck he talks as much as eats withotu a mouth.

I'm assuming you mean the eyeball form of Vaati.  Well, perhpas he doesn't need to eat in that form.  Also, perhaps he's talking telepathically.