My, my, what sucky grammar we have

[Commodore Axilon]

I would.

And who is the "other" person. *wink wink*

[Hi no Seijin]

No, you wouldn't.  And you are neither of the people, and you wouldn't know them.  Besides, I can't give out their names under penalty of painful death.

Now I'm going to have nightmares of magnetic darts. :(

[Commodore Axilon]

What if I asked you politely!? Mwahahaha!

Now I'm going to have nightmares of magnetic darts. :'(

Poor baby.

[Hi no Seijin]

Still wouldn't matter.  And you haven't seen my nightmares.  You can't understand they torture they cause me, because I don't understand the torture they cause me. :(

[Commodore Axilon]

Perhaps you should see a psychiatrist. :-\

[MasterKeyX]

I know a great one! It's me ;D

[Commodore Axilon]

What university did you go to? How long have you been practicing?

[Hi no Seijin]

Perhaps you should see a psychiatrist. :-\

Nah, I just need to keep on going to my friends' place to play D&D.  I think that's the only reason I keep on going back; they all like to pick on me.  Not that I mind too much.  I'm laughing too hard to care. :P

[Commodore Axilon]

D&D, huh?

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

nerd

I hope that didn't cause you any more emotional problems.

[Hi no Seijin]

Gah!  I told you the proper word was dork!  Get it straight! ???

[Commodore Axilon]

But "dork" sounds stupid. I like "nerd" better. They mean the same thing anyway, so there! :P

[Hi no Seijin]

Well I like dork because it sounds stupid.  So there. :P

[Commodore Axilon]

You would like sounding stupid, wouldn't you?

[DW]

you bet, that's why he enjoys talking to you so much.

That, my friend, is what you call a burn.

[Commodore Axilon]

Hah! That doesn't even make sense!

fail