Kneel before your new Lord!

[Commodore Axilon]

carlton is lame

the Dr. is carlton

therefore the Dr. is lame

QED

[DW]

Hooray for Socrates! :D

[Rev Rabies]

carlton is lame

the Dr. is carlton

therefore the Dr. is lame

QED

Jealousy is an ugly color on you commodore

[Commodore Axilon]

not as ugly as your face

[Rev Rabies]

That's not what she said!

[Commodore Axilon]

who your mom ?

[Bboy94]

Seventy-four

[Rev Rabies]

who your mom ?

No Your mom!

[Bboy94]

Ritz.

Oh cra...

[Mysterious F.]

Although Carlton is awesome, he's only third on my favorite Frehs Prince characters. Second is Will, first is Jeffry (Spelling?). So I'm more loyal to Commodore!  :P

Deus Ex Machina #678.9090!

*Dr. is hit by 77 and a half nuclear missiles*

[Commodore Axilon]

i seriously doubt that you have access to one nuclear missile let alone 77.5

your claim is undoubtedly fraudulent

[Mysterious F.]

I made those missiles using the Keebler Elves as hired workers, you lordship. They actually make the missile much quicker than the average human.

[Commodore Axilon]

ok

but they make cookies not nuclear missiles so they must be pretty shoddy missiles

i hope you didn't spend too much man cause it sounds like you just got played by the ol' "Keebler Homestyle Thermonuclear Devices" scam

[Mysterious F.]

Actually, I tested one on a meteor in another dimension that has the same gravity, air pressure, etc. as our universe does, and it worked a lot better than those here.

[DW]

That was the alternate dimension. So in this dimension they must suck.