The Vending Machine Game!

[Twilight Wolf]

You get an "F" in typing class.

I put in a two-liter of Diet Coke and three Mentos.

[Keaton]

You get a reaction caused by an increase in the number of nucleation sites on the mentos, resulting in explosive carbonation.


I put in a blastula.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a counterfeit "Magmarfire Award of the Day."

I put in a random sports game for the Playstation.

[MagmarFire]

You get a counterfeit "Magmarfire Award of the Day."

I put in a random sports game for the Playstation.

who dares counterfeit mah awardz? dis vender shuld bee ded 4 evar!1!!

You get a random sports game for the NES. (Lucky you! ^^ )

I put in the future Wii Zelda game.

[Keaton]

You get arrested for counterfeiting.


I put in MagmarFire.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get owned in a Super Smash Bros. match.

I put in a calculator.

[Rinku]

You get the a long strip of paper of the first million digits of Pi.

I put in a muddy, scuffed, bent up penny.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get nothing. Pennies can't buy anything nowadays.

I put in a third-party Dreamcast controller.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a controling third party. AKA Simon Cowell.

I put in a better response.

[Keaton]

You get Commodore.


I put in a taco.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a little robot in a green dog suit.

I put in an empty coke can.

[Axel]

You can never drink coke again.
I put in kingdom hearts 2

[MagmarFire]

You get a crazed fanboy who mugs you for it.

I put in a bag of air.

[Shadow Goris]

You win a bag of barf

I put in ZV

[Keaton]

You get a hug.

I put in Walter Kronkite.