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Common Hyrule Courtesy Guidelines

Started by DW, February 14, 2007, 07:18:42 AM

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Fishalicious

It's common courtesy to trust your son's life to a dog with a person on his back. (Yeah, she watched him kill stuff, but my cat kills lizards, too, and she never gets called on to save someone!)

Mysterious F.

Does that actually have anything to do with Zelda?  ::)

darkphantomime

#92
She means Wolf Link, Midna and Colin.

Mysterious F.

Oh, really? Never mind.

It's common courtesy to have pictures of people from a different video game in your castle.

Fishalicious

Actually, I was referring to Rutela trusting Ralis' life with Link & Midna...

It's common courtesy to have a water-dumping system installed in your shop. You know. Just in case.

IronKnuckle

Its common courtesy to force people to play hide and seek with you on an island you can cover in about 40 steps.

And remember, if you are a talking boat, never let your owner go anywhere new or intresting till later in the game.

Fishalicious

It's common courtesy to put a pot of fire in a bomb storage shed.

Bboy94

Its common courtesy to stand at the door all night to tell people you are closed.

Mysterious F.

It's common courtesy to summon the moon to destroy an alternate dimension in three days when you could just make the Sun come down instead and mealt the planet in a couple of hours.

Fishalicious

It's common courtesy to destroy said moon, ruining the tides and seasons and days, and then saying you saved the world.

Mysterious F.

It's common courtesy to ignore the fact that there is a wolf in your house destroying a large number of bugs to become human again.

Bboy94

Its common courtesy to allow a wolf to jump in your window and destroy your pottery(possible in the Ordan village).

IronKnuckle

If there is a wolf attacking your village, hit it if it comes strait at you, but let it go around you without a fight afterword.

MagmarFire

Quote from: Whocares on June 26, 2007, 01:36:45 PM
It's common courtesy to summon the moon to destroy an alternate dimension in three days when you could just make the Sun come down instead and mealt the planet in a couple of hours.

Actually, it would be even worse: the planet would most likely be vaporized in minutes or even seconds. But I guess it's best not to give Majora any ideas. :P

Anyway, it's common courtesy to have a hero go through your house and gather cheese and a pumpkin.



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Bboy94

He was looking for the bedroom key.

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