Operation Seagull

[Mysterious F.]

We're going to land on Tingle's most precious military base, on an island 53 miles south of Holodrum. I'm in charge of the operation all together, while the other leaders are in charge of where we bomb, land, and fight EXACTLY in the location they choose. I appoint masterkey4892 in charge of the air forces, while the heavy artillery from far away ships are controlled by MagmarFire (To weaken Tingle's base just before the air force hits), Zelda Veteran is trustworthy of the infintry, Hi no Seijin the snipers, Evilbob the remaining land forces. Others who want to join the operation should tell me on this topic.

[MagmarFire]

I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)

Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.

[Mysterious F.]

Well, I'll update my first post.

[Zelda Veteran]

awesome! Count me in. (shouldnt this be in the chat board so that it isnt concidered spam? :-\

[Mysterious F.]

The topic is about destroying Tingle's military base through military operations, so we're not off topic. Also, do you want to control part of the army?

[iastreb]

i want! ;D

[Evilslayer]

Do I get to torture him afterwards? I have some *original* ideas. :P

[Mysterious F.]

iastreb: What part do you want? Evilslayer: He's not at the base, he's somewhere else. If we capture him, though, we can torture him by giving him infinite life but puting him to sleep for the rest of his life (forever) and making Freddy Krueger haunt his dreams, so his pain will be infinite!

[MasterKeyX]

Hey if im in cahrge of airforces, can we use maybe a few nukes after MagmarFire weakens the base with artillery? Nukes are fun to drop on people like Tingle and his evil cronies ;D

Whocares, how many nukes should we prepare for this operation?

[Jack]

Funny topic, but this is chatboard material.

[saria..]

And dont forget my kokiri warriors. ;D

[MasterKeyX]

talk to MagmarFire, hes in charge of artillery

[Hi no Seijin]

I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)

Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.

Glad to join you, MagmarFire. ;D

[dragon lord]

ive got a plan to kill tingle but it involves an empty bucket, a bucket of cement, a spider, a coconut,  a monkey wrench and a five foot man eating ant. ok, tingle leaves tingle island, and his brothers run away. tingle comes back and his brothers arent there. so then he climbs the ladder and sets off a trip wire thingie. the monkey wrench falls and fractures his empty, egg-shaped head and he is unconsious.then we put the spider on him, we get it angry and it bites him. he wakes up. so then we carve a hole in the coconut, and put it over his head, cutting off his oxygen supply. now we place the bucket over the coconut, so when he walks into stuff, it makes a loud bang type sound and his ears start to bleed. now we put him in the bucket of cement, and let it dry. once it dries the 5 ft man-eating ant tears out all vital organs. while he is dying, we throw him into the ocean to sink. what do you think? open to suggetsions. and evilbob i read your reply, im seeing wich one is more tortourous. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

No nukes, and we're trying to destroy Tingle's military base, not kill Tingle! We're trying to destroy the main part of Tingle's army, so his "empire" will fall apart, and hopefully he'll be turned in by enimies of Tingle.