Invent-A-Weapon

[MasterKeyX]

Becuase I don't like horns and they sound rather unpleasant. So I guess I'll change the instrument, cause you're all CRITICS... :P :P

::)... hmm.... ::)

How about the Fiddle of Kinesis? After all, it has to be able to fit in your pocket. This is why a French Horn or a Tuba wouldn't work (or a harp, for that matter). :P

[DW]

A susaphone would stay wrapped around you though, so you wouldn't have to hold it in your hands. It could be awkward to swing your sword around though....at least it will protect you from attacks!

[Pale Dim]

How about...Something that can make Ganondorf cry for mommy. I can picture it in my head, I just don't know what to call it.

[IronKnuckle]

Due to the amount of spam about various musical instruments, I am forced to relese the Anti Spammer Nuke of Destruction!

[MasterKeyX]

Anti Spammer Nuke of Destruction, huh? Not to sound mean, but as I've said before, I'd prefer if this topic stayed serious, if anything.

[IronKnuckle]

My image didn't work!  >:(
Oh, well. It was just making the topic more spammy. Two wrongs don't make a right.
How about the Remote Bomb. Its jut like a regular bomb, except it won't detonate until you want it to.

EDIT: Oh wait that already was in a LOZ game

[Hi no Seijin]

Topic name:  Invent-A-Weapon.
Topic discussion:  New weapons.
Spam in question:  Instruments being used as mind-control devices, thus making them new weapons.

Um, yeah, the various musical instrument posts were not spam; they were on topic.

[MasterKeyX]

Exactly. Go read page one for clarifications.

[IronKnuckle]

The Scenery Changer! You don't use anything to warp, because you are warped to a random place at random times without your consent!

There is actually a GS cheat in MM that does that. It ramdomly scrambles entrance points. You could walk out of the Bombchu shop and end up in the Forest Temple.

How about the Evil Fortress Security System? It will automatically call the cops if a green tight wearing guy comes in your castle. It also gets rid of Jahovas Witnesses and salesmen.

[DW]

What about neighbors bringing jello molds? ;D

[Fishalicious]

Jello molds are the least of my concern... What if the green tight wearing guy changed clothes?! D:

[DW]

You can get the upgraded version that detects blue, red, and invisible clothing!

[Fishalicious]

It's not invisible, it's just that only the pure of heart/honest can see it. XD

[Bboy94]

Doesn't your grandma like freak out when you can't see it?

Flying Carpet
It flys. Whoo. Watch your magic meter or something... money... yeah, it uses your cash.

[Fishalicious]

No, she just says "You can see them, right?" and he nods. Oh Link you silly liar. :3

...How about a normal carpet?