Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Gamefreak]

I'll start.

Why is the sky blue?

[Mysterious F.]

Because Leonardo Da Vinci painted it that way. The sky was originally red (it is supposed to be red, but the reflection of water in the air makes it blue). Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Hi no Seijin]

Neither.  Both of them poped out of the space-time continuum.  Why do you think we ask that question?

[Mysterious F.]

We have nothing better to do. Why does Everybody Hate Chris? (It's from a TV show called Everybody Hates Chris)

[Hi no Seijin]

I have no opinion, but my imaginary friend has him tied down to her bed. :P

What have I got in my pocket?  (Why, yes, that is from The Hobbit)

[Mysterious F.]

A chocolate bar, which melted in your pocket. Why did Jack make these smilies. I hate them.

[Evilbob]

have you read "the soddit" and "bored of the rings"?

[The Postman]

WHATS MY REAL NAME!!!!!! ;D

[the killer alrappy]

i know what is stupid >:( ganon most hes the king of stupid ;D :D

[Gamefreak]

You have to ask another question in your post.  So I'll restart.

Why does everybody love Raymond?

[Darth Wyndisis]

Because everybody hates Chris, so they must love Raymond.

Do all roads lead to Rome?

[Mysterious F.]

No, because roads in the Americas are separated from Rome by oceans. Why does a raccoon explode when you put a sombraro on it.

[Hi no Seijin]

Because the raccoons start to party too hard.

Why can't politicians not mudsling?

[Mysterious F.]

Whocares says who cares what they say, we voted for idiots.

[Gamefreak]

Because it's an addiction.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man.